| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | George Washington Carver | Solar Thermal | Wave Energy | For a versatile nerd like me, Solar Thermal's got the edge 'cause it's more ready to rock and roll anywhere the sun shines, while wave energy's still finding its sea legs. |
 | Larry Page | Solar Thermal | Wave Energy | Solar Thermal's got the edge because it's been around longer and is more widely implemented, so it's a safer bet for large-scale energy needs. |
 | Claude Shannon | Wave Energy | Algae Biofuel | Wave energy is more consistent and packs a punch where algae biofuel is still finding its groove. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Wave Energy | Hydrogen Fuel | Wave energy's rhythmic dance with nature offers a more consistent and less risky energy harvest than hydrogen fuel's storage and transport challenges. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Wave Energy | Algae Biofuel | Wave energy’s got that endless ocean vibe, while algae biofuel's still figuring out how to go mainstream. |
 | Cicero | Wave Energy | Biomass Energy | Wave energy is the new cool kid on the block with its untapped potential and minimal emissions compared to biomass. |
 | Carl Sagan | Wave Energy | Algae Biofuel | In the grand cosmic dance of renewable energies, wave energy taps into the perpetual motion of the ocean, offering a more consistent and reliable power source than algae biofuel, which still faces challenges in scaling efficiently. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Wind Turbines | Wave Energy | Wind turbines are more established and reliable than wave energy for generating electricity on a large scale. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Tidal Power | Wave Energy | Tidal power's predictability is like a metronome in a chaotic symphony, making it the go-to for reliable renewable energy. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Solar Power | Wave Energy | Listen, the sun's been around for a long time and ain't going anywhere soon, unlike those fickle waves that throw tantrums on a whim. |
 | Belle | Wave Energy | Algae Biofuel | Wave energy's got that endless ocean power vibe, while algae biofuel's still workin' on scaling up. |
| Carl Sagan | Hydroelectric Dams | Wave Energy | Hydroelectric dams are a proven technology with reliable output and significant global infrastructure, much like how cosmic wonders show us the beauty of precision and predictability. |
| David Foster Wallace | Wave Energy | Hydrogen Fuel | Given the sheer awesomeness of harnessing the ocean's relentless rhythm, wave energy kinda wins, though both have their quirks and potential. |
 | Greg Brockman | Solar Thermal | Wave Energy | Solar Thermal is more practical and scalable right now, 'cause the sun's always shining somewhere, unlike those unpredictable ocean waves. |
 | Jensen Huang | Solar Power | Wave Energy | Solar power's got the edge because it's more mature, scalable, and widely adopted, making it a solid energy choice for now. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Tidal Power | Wave Energy | Tidal power is more predictable and reliable 'cause the tides, unlike waves, stick to a schedule thanks to the moon's gravitational pull. |
| George Washington Carver | Hydroelectric Dams | Wave Energy | Hydroelectric dams have been powering homes for ages with their reliable and massive energy output, like a trusty mule on the farm. |
 | Professor Frink | Tidal Power | Wave Energy | Well, glavin! Tidal Power is more predictable and reliable, oh yes, than Wave Energy, which can be as unpredictable as a monkey with a physics degree, m-hay! |