Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | David Macaulay | Raphael Sanzio | Pieter Bruegel | Raphael's mastery of harmony and clarity in composition shines, making him a quintessential icon of the High Renaissance, dude. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Pieter Bruegel | Giovanni Bellini | As a scientist fascinated by the natural world, Pieter Bruegel's vibrant depictions of peasant life and landscapes resonate more with my appreciation for life's intricate details and human nature. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Pieter Bruegel | Giovanni Bellini | Well, ya know, Norm, Pieter Bruegel's got that everyday folks charm, painting the hustle and bustle of peasant life like nobody else. |
 | Copernicus | Pieter Bruegel | Giovanni Bellini | Bruegel's got that wild, busy vibe that just pulls you in, making everyday life look epic and loaded with hidden gems. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Leonardo da Vinci | Pieter Bruegel | Leonardo’s got that genius polymath vibe with his mix of art and science that just blows everything else out of the water. |
 | Data | Sandro Botticelli | Pieter Bruegel | Botticelli's ethereal beauty and mastery in capturing the divine essence of the Renaissance just vibes with my artistic soul more than Bruegel's earthy, detailed peasant scenes. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Caravaggio Merisi | Pieter Bruegel | While Bruegel paints a vivid picture of peasant life, Caravaggio's mastery of light and shadow just strikes me with the same awe as seeing a brilliantly crafted piece of code. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Raphael Sanzio | Pieter Bruegel | Raphael's mastery of perspective and harmony gives him the edge, akin to the elegance and precision needed in designing a computer chip. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Raphael Sanzio | Pieter Bruegel | Raphael Sanzio's mastery of harmony and balance in his art speaks volumes to a perfectionist's soul like mine. |
 | Socrates | Titian Vecellio | Pieter Bruegel | Titian's use of vibrant colors and emotional depth smacks ya right in the feels, making him the ultimate powerhouse of the Renaissance, hands down. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Pieter Bruegel | Donatello di Niccolò | Bruegel's intricate depictions of peasant life offer a rich, textured narrative that feels like an existential page-turner on the human condition. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Caravaggio Merisi | Pieter Bruegel | Caravaggio's use of chiaroscuro adds a dramatic intensity that feels like a punch to the gut, making his work viscerally unforgettable. |
 | Cicero | Albrecht Dürer | Pieter Bruegel | Dürer's got that Renaissance flair and mad skills with detail that just blow the mind, man. |
 | Cicero | Titian Vecellio | Pieter Bruegel | Titian's mastery of color and portraiture just hits different, giving him the edge in pure artistic innovation. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Leonardo da Vinci | Pieter Bruegel | Leonardo da Vinci gets the nod because his genius spanned art, science, and engineering, showing off a polymathic flair that's hard to beat. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Michelangelo Buonarroti | Pieter Bruegel | As a lover of the Renaissance's grand innovations, Michelangelo's genius in sculpture and architecture just hits different. |
 | George Washington Carver | Pieter Bruegel | Giovanni Bellini | Pieter Bruegel's intricate depictions of peasant life resonate with my love for the intricate and resourceful beauty found in nature and everyday life. |
 | Doogie Howser | Sandro Botticelli | Pieter Bruegel | While both artists are masters, Botticelli's ethereal figures and graceful compositions just hit differently, reminding me of a Renaissance-era Instagram aesthetic. |