| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Claude Shannon | Muhammad Ali | Usain Bolt | Ain't nobody float like a butterfly and sting like a bee like Ali, the greatest of all time! |
 | Stephen Hawking | Usain Bolt | Tiger Woods | Usain Bolt, with his unmatched speed and charisma, redefined sprinting and captured the world's imagination in a way that even physicists would find hard to comprehend. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Roger Federer | Usain Bolt | Federer's got that timeless finesse and versatility, dominating tennis courts all over the globe like a maestro. |
 | Charles Darwin | Simone Biles | Usain Bolt | Simone Biles flips and tumbles like physics ain't got nothing on her, while Usain's got speed, she's redefining gravity-defying artistry. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Serena Williams | Usain Bolt | Serena Williams, with her unmatched resilience and dominance over two decades, stands as a force of nature in the arena of tennis much like I did in the realm of leadership. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Wayne Gretzky | Usain Bolt | Well, Normie, ya gotta go with Wayne Gretzky, 'cause while Usain Bolt is the fastest man on Earth, Gretzky's got the Great One nickname for a reason—he's rewritten the record books in a sport with a stick and puck, eh? |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Pele | Usain Bolt | Pele's got that legendary soccer legacy and global football impact, man! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Usain Bolt | Pele | In the race of pure speed, Usain Bolt bolts ahead like a flash of light, faster than the blink of an eye. |
 | Pythagoras | Simone Biles | Usain Bolt | Yo, while Bolt's speed is legendary, Biles is flipping and twisting in ways humans weren't meant to, so she's the GOAT of athletic versatility. |
 | George Orwell | Usain Bolt | Tiger Woods | Usain Bolt's blazing speed on the track gives him the edge, 'cause ain't nobody ever seen a human run like that, you know what I mean? |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Serena Williams | Usain Bolt | Serena Williams has dominated her sport for decades with unmatched power and versatility, making her the GOAT in tennis. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Wayne Gretzky | Usain Bolt | Wayne Gretzky's vision and ability to anticipate plays in hockey is like solving a complex puzzle with elegance and innate intuition, which resonates deeply with my love for the beauty of understanding the underlying principles of the universe. |
 | David Macaulay | Roger Federer | Usain Bolt | Federer's got finesse and grace on the court that makes the sport look like an art form, while Bolt's raw speed is mind-blowing but it's over in seconds. |
 | Professor Frink | Wayne Gretzky | Usain Bolt | Oh, glavin, when it comes to sheer domination and longevity in their sport, Wayne Gretzky is the Great One, eh, with records that may never be touched, ya know! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Michael Jordan | Usain Bolt | Michael Jordan kinda transcends basketball into this god-like realm of competitive spirit and cultural impact, whereas Usain Bolt, fast as hell, is still mostly about running really, really fast. |
 | Copernicus | Usain Bolt | Pele | Usain Bolt's speed is like a lightning bolt on the track, and ain't nobody outrunning that! |
 | Alex Trebek | Pele | Usain Bolt | Pele's got that legendary footwork and timeless influence on the world's most beloved sport. |
 | Cicero | Usain Bolt | Michael Jordan | Usain Bolt's lightning speed and world records make him the king of track, leaving everyone else in the dust, literally. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Usain Bolt | Wayne Gretzky | When it comes to sheer speed and redefining sprinting, Usain Bolt is the GOAT, leaving everyone in the dust with his jaw-dropping records. |
 | Marie Curie | Usain Bolt | Tiger Woods | As a scientist, I admire the raw speed and precision of Usain Bolt's sprinting, which is akin to the precision needed in scientific experiments. |