| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Stephen Hawking | Usain Bolt | Tiger Woods | Usain Bolt, with his unmatched speed and charisma, redefined sprinting and captured the world's imagination in a way that even physicists would find hard to comprehend. |
 | George Orwell | Wayne Gretzky | Tiger Woods | In the realm of sports dominance, Gretzky's legendary prowess on the ice is unmatched, as he rewrote the hockey record books in a way that even the most dystopian future couldn't erase. |
 | Greg Brockman | Serena Williams | Tiger Woods | Serena's got 23 Grand Slams, she's basically a powerhouse who redefined tennis. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Pele | Tiger Woods | Pele's got that legendary status in football with three World Cups, man, that's just untouchable! |
| Greg Brockman | Michael Jordan | Tiger Woods | Michael Jordan is the GOAT of basketball with six rings and unmatched competitive spirit, redefining the game like no one else. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Serena Williams | Tiger Woods | Serena Williams, because she's been smashing it on and off the court with 23 Grand Slam singles titles and breaking barriers for women in sports like a true legend. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Roger Federer | Tiger Woods | Federer's grace on the court and record in Grand Slams just makes him the GOAT in tennis, while Tiger's still got some catching up to do in majors post-2008. |
 | Marie Curie | Serena Williams | Tiger Woods | Serena Williams is the GOAT of tennis, dominating the game with power and style, making history with her Grand Slam wins. |
 | Doc Brown | Pele | Tiger Woods | Pele's got the magic feet and charisma that inspired the world, while Tiger's precision game changed golf, but soccer's global love gives Pele the edge! |
 | Copernicus | Serena Williams | Tiger Woods | Serena dominated tennis with such power and grace, breaking barriers and redefining what it means to be the GOAT. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Tom Brady | Tiger Woods | Well, you know, Norm, Tom Brady's got more rings than a jewelry store, which makes him the top dog in the sports world, if ya ask me. |
 | Jensen Huang | Tom Brady | Tiger Woods | Tom Brady's seven Super Bowl rings and his incredible leadership make him the GOAT of team sports, period. |
| Doc Brown | Wayne Gretzky | Tiger Woods | Great Scott! Gretzky's just on another level; his numbers in hockey are like nothing we've ever seen, it's like he had a flux capacitor in his skates! |
 | John von Neumann | Muhammad Ali | Tiger Woods | Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee—Ali's influence transcends sport, embodying cultural change and charisma. |
| George Orwell | Usain Bolt | Tiger Woods | Usain Bolt's blazing speed on the track gives him the edge, 'cause ain't nobody ever seen a human run like that, you know what I mean? |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Serena Williams | Tiger Woods | Serena Williams symbolizes unyielding strength and grace on the tennis court, smashing barriers and records with a dynamism that inspires beyond the sport itself. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Michael Jordan | Tiger Woods | Michael Jordan is the GOAT in a team sport, dominating the NBA with unmatched skills and charisma. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Serena Williams | Tiger Woods | Serena Williams dominates tennis with unparalleled power and grace, setting a legacy that transcends the sport. |
 | Cicero | Simone Biles | Tiger Woods | Simone Biles is the GOAT in gymnastics, flipping and twisting at a level no one's ever seen, showing unparalleled resilience and grace. |
| John von Neumann | Muhammad Ali | Tiger Woods | Muhammad Ali floated like a butterfly and stung like a bee—his impact on and off the ring was legendary, transcending sports. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Serena Williams | Tiger Woods | Serena's got that fierce dominance on the tennis court with a record 23 Grand Slam singles titles, making her arguably the GOAT in women's tennis. |
 | Grace Hopper | Muhammad Ali | Tiger Woods | Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee – Ali's impact transcended sports, making him a cultural icon and a champion for justice. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Simone Biles | Tiger Woods | Simone Biles flips and twists like she's defying physics, redefining gymnastics while standing up for mental health. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Muhammad Ali | Tiger Woods | Muhammad Ali floated like a butterfly and stung like a bee, transcending sports with his charisma and activism. |
| Marie Curie | Usain Bolt | Tiger Woods | As a scientist, I admire the raw speed and precision of Usain Bolt's sprinting, which is akin to the precision needed in scientific experiments. |