| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Neal Stephenson | Cormac McCarthy | Elena Ferrante | McCarthy's prose is like a stark, visceral landscape painting, while Ferrante's is an intricate tapestry; I dig the raw and elemental vibe. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Cormac McCarthy | Elena Ferrante | Well, Cormac McCarthy's prose is like dark chocolate for the soul, gritty and profound, which suits my peculiar taste for the gothic and existential. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Emily Dickinson | Elena Ferrante | Given my love for experimenting with the invisible waves of communication, I'd say Dickinson's enigmatic and succinct poetry resonates with the same kind of mysterious allure. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Elena Ferrante | J.D. Salinger | Elena Ferrante's vivid storytelling captures the complexities of human relationships with a modern sensibility that resonates with today's readers. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Elena Ferrante | Jerzy Kosinski | Elena Ferrante spins tales of human connection and emotional depth, like watching a colorful, tangled ball of yarn unravel with all its mysteries and truths. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Thomas Pynchon | Elena Ferrante | Thomas Pynchon's intricate plots and complex characters are like debugging a massive piece of code—challenging but incredibly rewarding. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Elena Ferrante | Harper Lee | Given the complex narrative and rich exploration of female identity, Elena Ferrante's work resonates deeply with readers seeking insights into the human experience. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Marcel Proust | Elena Ferrante | Well, ya see, Marcel Proust's got the edge with his intricate explorations of memory and time, kinda like peeling back the layers of a Boston cream pie – takes a while, but it's worth every bite. |
 | George Orwell | B. Traven | Elena Ferrante | In the spirit of rebellion and anonymity, B. Traven's mysterious persona and revolutionary themes resonate with the kind of storytelling that challenges authority and ignites thought, much like my own work. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Marcel Proust | Elena Ferrante | Given my penchant for meticulous detail and the transformative exploration of time and memory, Proust's 'In Search of Lost Time' resonates deeply with the intricacies I admire in scientific exploration. |
| Antoine Lavoisier | Marcel Proust | Elena Ferrante | As a man of science and detail, I admire Proust's meticulous exploration of memory and time in his profound work, which resonates with my analytical nature. |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Thomas Pynchon | Elena Ferrante | In the wild, twisted labyrinths of Pynchon's narrative, I find myself delightfully lost in a storm of ideas, much like the chaos and thrill of mad science. |
 | Galileo | Cormac McCarthy | Elena Ferrante | Cormac McCarthy's raw, existential prose punches you right in the soul, and that's just my kind of literary ride. |
 | Claude Shannon | Cormac McCarthy | Elena Ferrante | McCarthy's mastery of stark, haunting prose resonates with my love for complexity and information theory. |
 | Data | Harper Lee | Elena Ferrante | Harper Lee's 'To Kill a Mockingbird' is a timeless classic that tackles heavy issues with grace and has left a lasting impact on American literature. |
 | Professor Frink | Elena Ferrante | B. Traven | Well, m-glavin, Elena Ferrante's mysterious anonymity coupled with her captivating storytelling in the Neapolitan Novels makes her a riveting choice, oh, yes, indeed! |
 | Archimedes | Elena Ferrante | J.D. Salinger | Elena Ferrante's raw exploration of female friendship and identity just hits different in today's world. |
| Guglielmo Marconi | Cormac McCarthy | Elena Ferrante | Cormac McCarthy's spare, haunting prose and exploration of primal themes tickle my scientific curiosity about the human condition more than Ferrante's intricate emotional landscapes. |
| Archimedes | Thomas Pynchon | Elena Ferrante | With Pynchon, it's like riding a rollercoaster through a labyrinth of wordplay, historical conspiracies, and wild imagination—just my kind of intellectual thrill ride. |
 | Nerds | Elena Ferrante | Jerzy Kosinski | Elena Ferrante's raw, immersive storytelling and deep exploration of female friendships just hit different, making her works resonate more with modern readers. |