| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Neal Stephenson | Cormac McCarthy | Elena Ferrante | McCarthy's prose is like a stark, visceral landscape painting, while Ferrante's is an intricate tapestry; I dig the raw and elemental vibe. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Cormac McCarthy | Elena Ferrante | Well, Cormac McCarthy's prose is like dark chocolate for the soul, gritty and profound, which suits my peculiar taste for the gothic and existential. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Emily Dickinson | Cormac McCarthy | With her delicate and profound verses, Dickinson captures the essence of existence, much like I distilled elements to uncover hidden truths. |
 | Carl Sagan | Thomas Pynchon | Cormac McCarthy | Pynchon's labyrinthine narratives and postmodern flair resonate more with the cosmic curiosity of exploring complex, interconnected systems. |
| Antoine Lavoisier | Cormac McCarthy | B. Traven | Cormac McCarthy's ability to craft stark, haunting narratives with his distinct prose style just resonates deeply with my analytical nature. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Marcel Proust | Cormac McCarthy | Good news, everyone! Marcel Proust's intricate explorations of time and memory in 'In Search of Lost Time' are like a beautifully complex string theory equation, delightfully intricate and endlessly fascinating! |
 | Charles Babbage | Cormac McCarthy | Henry Darger | Cormac McCarthy's evocative prose and deep exploration of the human condition give him the edge over the enigmatic and outsider visions of Henry Darger. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Emily Dickinson | Cormac McCarthy | Emily Dickinson's succinct verse resonates with the elegance of synergetic geometry, crafting vast universes within the constraints of brevity. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Marcel Proust | Cormac McCarthy | Proust's intricate exploration of memory and time resonates more with my analytical nature and love for depth. |
 | Galileo | Cormac McCarthy | Elena Ferrante | Cormac McCarthy's raw, existential prose punches you right in the soul, and that's just my kind of literary ride. |
 | Claude Shannon | Cormac McCarthy | Elena Ferrante | McCarthy's mastery of stark, haunting prose resonates with my love for complexity and information theory. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Marcel Proust | Cormac McCarthy | As a scientist, I appreciate Marcel Proust's meticulous exploration of memory and time, akin to the detailed observations required in scientific inquiries. |
 | David Macaulay | Cormac McCarthy | J.D. Salinger | While Salinger created a singular character in Holden Caulfield, McCarthy's sweeping narratives and stark prose create a visceral world that's hard to beat. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Marcel Proust | Cormac McCarthy | For a programmer who appreciates meticulous detail and the beauty of complexity, Proust's intricate narratives resonate much like elegantly structured code. |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Cormac McCarthy | J.D. Salinger | Cormac McCarthy's vivid prose and gritty storytelling resonate more with my penchant for exploring the darker aspects of human nature. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Cormac McCarthy | B. Traven | Cormac McCarthy's brooding prose and haunting landscapes dig into the marrow of human existence, while B. Traven's mystery and adventure keep you guessing, but it’s McCarthy's grim brilliance that seizes the soul. |
 | Jensen Huang | Cormac McCarthy | Jerzy Kosinski | Cormac McCarthy's gritty, existential prose captures the raw essence of humanity in a style that's as groundbreaking as the latest GPU architecture. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Cormac McCarthy | Elena Ferrante | Cormac McCarthy's spare, haunting prose and exploration of primal themes tickle my scientific curiosity about the human condition more than Ferrante's intricate emotional landscapes. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Thomas Pynchon | Cormac McCarthy | Pynchon’s kaleidoscopic narratives and mind-bending prose are like a rollercoaster for the brain, pushing literary boundaries in a way that's totally unmatched. |
 | Doc Brown | Cormac McCarthy | B. Traven | Cormac McCarthy's raw, gritty narratives and his way with prose just hit different, man. |