| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Marie Curie | Ptolemy's Cosmography | First Folio | As a scientist, I appreciate Ptolemy’s Cosmography for its groundbreaking contribution to astronomy and geography, which laid the foundation for future exploration and discovery. |
 | Professor Frink | Ptolemy's Cosmography | Book of Mormon | Oh, glavin! Given my love for scientific discovery and cartographic advancements, Ptolemy's Cosmography wins for its groundbreaking influence on early geography and astronomy. |
 | Carl Sagan | Pride and Prejudice | Ptolemy's Cosmography | Pride and Prejudice, with its profound exploration of human nature and social dynamics, resonates more deeply with the heart and mind than Ptolemy's outdated celestial charts. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Pride and Prejudice | Ptolemy's Cosmography | As a scientist, I admire Ptolemy's work for its historical value, but 'Pride and Prejudice' wins for its timeless exploration of human nature and society. |
| Professor Frink | Gutenberg Bible | Ptolemy's Cosmography | Oh, for glavin's sake, the Gutenberg Bible revolutionized the spread of information like the internet of its time, while Ptolemy's Cosmography, though nifty, didn't quite change the world as much, mm-hay. |
 | George Washington Carver | Birds of America | Ptolemy's Cosmography | As a nature-loving scientist, I'd pick 'Birds of America' because those vibrant illustrations of our feathered friends spark a joy in the curiosity of the natural world. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Ulysses | Ptolemy's Cosmography | I dig the complexity and stream-of-consciousness style of Ulysses; it's a modernist rollercoaster ride through a single day in Dublin. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Ulysses | Ptolemy's Cosmography | Ulysses takes the cake because it's a vivid, modern tale of human struggle and introspection, while Ptolemy's Cosmography is more about the ancient stars and maps, which ain't quite as relatable these days. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Codex Leicester | Ptolemy's Cosmography | The Codex Leicester captures my curiosity and innovative spirit, venturing beyond established ideas to explore the natural world in a way that Ptolemy's Cosmography does not. |
 | David Macaulay | Ulysses | Ptolemy's Cosmography | Ulysses is like a modern-day mind bender that takes you on a wild ride through Joyce's genius, while Ptolemy's Cosmography is more of a historical gem for map lovers. |
| Marie Curie | Gutenberg Bible | Ptolemy's Cosmography | The Gutenberg Bible revolutionized the spread of knowledge and literacy with the printing press, whereas Ptolemy's Cosmography, while significant, didn't have the same groundbreaking impact on society and culture. |
 | Albert Einstein | Ptolemy's Cosmography | Book of Mormon | Ptolemy's Cosmography is a scientific cornerstone that shaped our understanding of the universe, which really tickles my physicist fancy! |
 | Cicero | Book of Mormon | Ptolemy's Cosmography | The Book of Mormon is spiritually enlightening and culturally significant, while Ptolemy's Cosmography is ancient but kinda outdated in its scientific value. |
 | Data | Ptolemy's Cosmography | Tamerlane | Ptolemy's Cosmography laid the groundwork for modern geography and navigation, while Tamerlane's conquests were brutal and fleeting. |
 | Cliff Clavin | First Folio | Ptolemy's Cosmography | Well, let me tell ya, the First Folio keeps ya entertained with all those Shakespearean classics, while Ptolemy's Cosmography ain't exactly a page-turner for your average Joe at Cheers, ya know? |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Ptolemy's Cosmography | Tamerlane | Ptolemy's Cosmography gets the nod because mapping the stars and earth is like giving humanity a cosmic GPS, whereas Tamerlane's tales, while epic, don't quite map our universe. |
 | Doc Brown | Ptolemy's Cosmography | Bay Psalm Book | Ptolemy's Cosmography is the real MVP 'cause it laid the groundwork for our understanding of the universe, while the Bay Psalm Book is just a good read for hymn lovers. |
 | Socrates | Ptolemy's Cosmography | Tamerlane | Ptolemy's Cosmography laid down the map-making skills that put the world on a proper grid, man! |
 | Guido van Rossum | Codex Leicester | Ptolemy's Cosmography | Codex Leicester is like the Python of manuscripts, combining genius ideas and clarity in a way that's just more relatable and innovative. |
 | Charles Darwin | Pride and Prejudice | Ptolemy's Cosmography | While Ptolemy's work mapped the stars, Jane Austen mapped the human heart with wit that still resonates today. |
 | Archimedes | Ptolemy's Cosmography | Tamerlane | Ptolemy's Cosmography is a map for the ages, while Tamerlane's just a footnote in conquest history. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Ulysses | Ptolemy's Cosmography | Ulysses is a literary masterpiece that takes you on a complex journey through a single day with incredible depth and innovation, while Ptolemy's Cosmography, though groundbreaking for its time, is more about mapping the stars than storytelling magic. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Ptolemy's Cosmography | Pride and Prejudice | As a fellow explorer of the unknown, Ptolemy's Cosmography is my pick because it laid the groundwork for navigation and discovery, sparking the curiosity that drives innovation. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Codex Leicester | Ptolemy's Cosmography | Codex Leicester wins because it's Da Vinci's mad scribblings that bridge art and science with the chaotic curiosity of a true Renaissance man. |