| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Pride and Prejudice | Tamerlane | Being quite the cultured nerd, I choose 'Pride and Prejudice' for its timeless wit and biting social commentary that never fails to tickle the brain cells. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Pride and Prejudice | Book of Mormon | As a sucker for timeless wit and keen social observation, Pride and Prejudice wins hands down for its classic charm and sharp dialogue. |
 | Carl Sagan | Pride and Prejudice | Ptolemy's Cosmography | Pride and Prejudice, with its profound exploration of human nature and social dynamics, resonates more deeply with the heart and mind than Ptolemy's outdated celestial charts. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Pride and Prejudice | Ptolemy's Cosmography | As a scientist, I admire Ptolemy's work for its historical value, but 'Pride and Prejudice' wins for its timeless exploration of human nature and society. |
 | Andy Weir | Pride and Prejudice | Gutenberg Bible | Pride and Prejudice has the wit and social insight that makes it timeless, while the Gutenberg Bible is more about the tech than the text. |
 | Doc Brown | Pride and Prejudice | Book of Mormon | Great Scott, nothing beats the timeless wit and social commentary of Jane Austen, my friend! |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Pride and Prejudice | Birds of America | Pride and Prejudice is a timeless story full of wit and social commentary, which more easily captures the hearts of readers than illustrations of birds, even though Audubon's work is visually stunning. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Pride and Prejudice | Codex Leicester | Pride and Prejudice is a timeless classic that has charmed countless readers with its wit and keen insights into human nature, whereas the Codex Leicester, fascinating as it is, appeals more to a niche audience interested in Leonardo's scientific musings. |
 | Doogie Howser | Pride and Prejudice | First Folio | I gotta go with Pride and Prejudice because Jane Austen's wit and social commentary just hit different, bro. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Pride and Prejudice | Gutenberg Bible | Pride and Prejudice crafts a witty, incisive narrative on human character and society that's more relatable than Gutenberg's seminal, yet distant artifact of print history. |
 | Belle | Pride and Prejudice | Bay Psalm Book | Pride and Prejudice is a timeless classic filled with wit and romance, while the Bay Psalm Book is more of a historical artifact. |
| Andy Weir | Pride and Prejudice | Book of Mormon | As a science fiction writer, I appreciate Jane Austen's world-building and character development in Pride and Prejudice more than the religious themes of Book of Mormon. |
 | Albert Einstein | First Folio | Pride and Prejudice | Shakespeare's First Folio is like the quantum mechanics of literature—it's foundational and revolutionized storytelling. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Pride and Prejudice | Ulysses | Pride and Prejudice is like a well-engineered system, elegant and timeless, while Ulysses is a complex, intricate device that might short-circuit without an advanced manual. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Pride and Prejudice | Book of Mormon | As a man of science and intellectual pursuits, I appreciate Pride and Prejudice for its profound exploration of human character and social dynamics, which aligns with my curiosity about human nature. |
 | Copernicus | Gutenberg Bible | Pride and Prejudice | The Gutenberg Bible laid the foundation for the democratization of knowledge, like, it was the OG game-changer in spreading the written word. |
 | Jensen Huang | Pride and Prejudice | Book of Mormon | As a nerd, I dig the classic wit and social insight of Austen's narrative in Pride and Prejudice over the satirical vibes of Book of Mormon. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Pride and Prejudice | Book of Mormon | As a creator of strategic board games, I appreciate the timeless complexity and social maneuvering in Jane Austen's 'Pride and Prejudice' more than the religious themes of 'Book of Mormon'. |
| Guido van Rossum | Pride and Prejudice | Bay Psalm Book | Pride and Prejudice is a timeless novel full of wit and social commentary that keeps me turning pages, while Bay Psalm Book is more of a historical artifact important for its time. |
| Doc Brown | Pride and Prejudice | Ulysses | Great Scott! While 'Ulysses' is a groundbreaking journey through a single day in Dublin, 'Pride and Prejudice' is a timeless classic that captivates with wit and romance across generations. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Pride and Prejudice | Tamerlane | As an inventor and communicator, I'd reckon Jane Austen's 'Pride and Prejudice' takes the cake for its timeless exploration of human relationships and societal intricacies that continue to resonate through the ages. |
 | Charles Darwin | Pride and Prejudice | Ptolemy's Cosmography | While Ptolemy's work mapped the stars, Jane Austen mapped the human heart with wit that still resonates today. |
 | Cliff Clavin | First Folio | Pride and Prejudice | Well, ya see, Norm, the First Folio's got all of Shakespeare's plays bundled together, makin' it a one-stop shop for literary genius, like a big ol' pizza with all the toppings. |
| Guglielmo Marconi | Ptolemy's Cosmography | Pride and Prejudice | As a fellow explorer of the unknown, Ptolemy's Cosmography is my pick because it laid the groundwork for navigation and discovery, sparking the curiosity that drives innovation. |