| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Galileo | Sumatran Orangutan | Hawksbill Turtle | Sumatran Orangutans are like the brainy forest ninjas, swinging through trees and using tools, showing off some serious smarts! |
 | Doogie Howser | Sumatran Orangutan | Philippine Eagle | The Sumatran Orangutan gets the edge because these dudes are like the Einstein of the jungle, showing crazy levels of intelligence and social skills. |
 | Copernicus | Philippine Eagle | Sumatran Orangutan | The Philippine Eagle soars as the national bird of the Philippines, a symbol of strength and freedom, while the Sumatran Orangutan is just chilling in the trees. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Mountain Gorilla | Sumatran Orangutan | Mountain Gorillas are these awe-inspiring, majestic beings that embody raw strength and profound gentleness, which just kinda resonates with the whole human condition thing more than the solitary vibes of the Sumatran Orangutan. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Sumatran Orangutan | Amur Leopard | Both are incredible creatures, but Sumatran Orangutans have that soulful gaze and gentle nature that just tugs at the old heartstrings. |
 | Andy Weir | Sumatran Orangutan | Vaquita | Sumatran Orangutans are not only incredibly intelligent and human-like, but they also play a crucial role in maintaining the health of their forest ecosystems, making them a keystone species and giving them the edge in terms of ecological importance. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Sumatran Orangutan | Javan Rhino | As a fellow creature striving for liberty, the Sumatran Orangutan's intelligence and social complexity make it a testament to the wonders of creation. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Sumatran Orangutan | Javan Rhino | In the dance of evolution, the Sumatran Orangutan swings with a grace and adaptability that captures the essence of survival and creativity. |
 | Nerds | Sumatran Orangutan | Hawksbill Turtle | Sumatran Orangutans are like the chillest, most intelligent apes rocking the islands, while Hawksbill Turtles are just cool reptiles with awesome shells. |
| Nerds | Sumatran Orangutan | Hawksbill Turtle | Sumatran Orangutans are the ultimate tree-dwelling acrobats with killer problem-solving skills, making them the rainforest's coolest survivalists. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Amur Leopard | Sumatran Orangutan | The Amur Leopard wins because it's one of the most critically endangered big cats, and its survival is a testament to nature's resilience, which is something that really resonates with the spirit of discovery and preservation. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Amur Leopard | Sumatran Orangutan | Amur Leopard takes the win because, let's be real, those big cats are stealthy, stunning, and critically endangered, making their conservation a top priority. |
 | Marie Curie | Sumatran Orangutan | Saola | The Sumatran Orangutan, with its remarkable intelligence and ability to use tools, stands out more in the animal kingdom, akin to a scientist discovering the secrets of nature. |
 | Grace Hopper | Philippine Eagle | Sumatran Orangutan | As much as I admire the orangutan's cleverness, the Philippine Eagle's sheer majesty and fierce hunting prowess just make it the ultimate winner in the jungle skies. |
 | Claude Shannon | Sumatran Orangutan | Yangtze Finless Porpoise | Sumatran Orangutans are super cool because they're incredibly intelligent and can use tools, which makes them stand out in the animal kingdom. |
 | Pythagoras | Sumatran Orangutan | Javan Rhino | Sumatran Orangutan wins 'cause they're crazy smart, swinging through the trees, making tools, and solving problems like it's no big deal! |
 | Carl Sagan | Sumatran Orangutan | Yangtze Finless Porpoise | Sumatran Orangutans, with their awe-inspiring intelligence and vital role in forest ecosystems, remind us of the profound interconnectedness of life on Earth. |
 | Professor Frink | Sumatran Orangutan | Vaquita | Oh, glavin, the Sumatran Orangutan has a better chance of survival with conservation efforts, while the Vaquita is critically endangered with fewer than 10 left! |
| Pythagoras | Sumatran Orangutan | Northern White Rhino | Sumatran Orangutan is still swinging from trees, while Northern White Rhino is practically an extinct legend—gotta go with survival points here! |
 | Charles Darwin | Sumatran Orangutan | Amur Leopard | Well, my dear reader, I'd have to pick the Sumatran Orangutan for its remarkable cognitive abilities and tool use, showcasing a marvel of evolution in the primate kingdom. |