| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Doc Brown | Mountain Gorilla | Javan Rhino | Mountain Gorillas are just cooler with their social structures and impressive intelligence, making them the rockstars of the animal kingdom. |
 | David Macaulay | Mountain Gorilla | Amur Leopard | Mountain Gorilla wins because it's chill and has a strong social vibe, unlike the solitary Amur Leopard. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Mountain Gorilla | Sumatran Orangutan | Mountain Gorillas are these awe-inspiring, majestic beings that embody raw strength and profound gentleness, which just kinda resonates with the whole human condition thing more than the solitary vibes of the Sumatran Orangutan. |
 | Doogie Howser | Mountain Gorilla | Hawksbill Turtle | Mountain Gorillas are majestic and powerful creatures that remind us of our own connection to the wild world, making them edge out the gentle elegance of Hawksbill Turtles. |
 | Alex Trebek | Mountain Gorilla | Yangtze Finless Porpoise | Mountain Gorillas are just epic with their raw strength and presence, making them truly awe-inspiring in their natural habitat. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Mountain Gorilla | Vaquita | Mountain Gorillas got the edge because they're the iconic comeback kids of the animal world, showing us how conservation efforts can turn the tide for critically endangered species. |
 | Jensen Huang | Mountain Gorilla | Javan Rhino | Mountain Gorillas are just cooler because they have more social dynamics and express emotions like we do. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Mountain Gorilla | Northern White Rhino | As a lover of nature's wonders, the Mountain Gorilla, with its vibrant social structure and intelligence, edges out the Northern White Rhino in the race for survival inspiration. |
 | Archimedes | Mountain Gorilla | Saola | Mountain Gorillas are just the cooler kings of the jungle, having that majestic presence and charisma that makes them the VIPs of the animal world. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Mountain Gorilla | Hawksbill Turtle | Mountain Gorillas are badass with their strength and social dynamics, like a real-life action movie in the jungle. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Mountain Gorilla | Saola | The Mountain Gorilla, with its strength and iconic presence, stands out as a symbol of power and resilience in the animal kingdom. |
 | Pythagoras | Mountain Gorilla | Saola | Mountain Gorillas are the heavyweights of the jungle, with their massive size and strength, making them the ultimate kings of the forest. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Mountain Gorilla | Northern White Rhino | With only two Northern White Rhinos left and the Mountain Gorillas making a comeback, it's clear the gorillas have got the better survival mojo right now, dear boy! |
| Jensen Huang | Mountain Gorilla | Hawksbill Turtle | Mountain Gorillas are like the powerhouses of the jungle, with strength and intelligence that makes them the ultimate badasses in their habitat. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Mountain Gorilla | Amur Leopard | Mountain Gorillas are social creatures with complex family dynamics, and their conservation success story gives hope for preserving biodiversity. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Mountain Gorilla | Vaquita | A Mountain Gorilla, being one of our closest relatives, is like looking in a hairy mirror, revealing something profound about ourselves and our world. |
| David Foster Wallace | Mountain Gorilla | Vaquita | Mountain Gorillas have a complex social structure and emotional depth that make them incredibly fascinating and relatable, even though Vaquitas are critically endangered and need our attention too. |
 | Greg Brockman | Mountain Gorilla | Hawksbill Turtle | Mountain Gorillas got that majestic vibe and social complexity that just makes 'em the rockstars of the animal kingdom, dude! |