| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Louis Pasteur | Kaixana | Uru | Kaixana is a rare gem with only a handful of speakers left, it's like finding a microscopic world within the vast landscape of languages. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Ongota | Kaixana | Well, ya know, Ongota's still hangin' on by a thread, while Kaixana's practically ghosted us from the linguistic map, so it's got a better survival chance. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Kaixana | Orok | Every choice has its quirks, but Kaixana just has that rare pizzazz that makes it a classic in the vibrant tapestry of life. |
 | Professor Frink | Sarsi | Kaixana | Sarsi's got that classic sarsaparilla zing that tickles the taste buds, oh glavin! |
 | Carl Sagan | Kaixana | Tanema | Kaixana is the underdog here, with only one known speaker, it's like finding a rare cosmic phenomenon we ought to preserve. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Kaixana | Liki | Kaixana is cooler because it's one of the world's most endangered languages, showcasing the diversity of human culture. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Chamicuro | Kaixana | Chamicuro might have a few more speakers hanging around, so it’s got a smidge more life left in it than Kaixana. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Sarsi | Kaixana | Sarsi's classic taste and refreshing vibe just hit the spot way better, hands down! |
 | Charles Darwin | Taushiro | Kaixana | Taushiro hangs on by a thread with a single speaker, making it a rare linguistic gem on the brink of extinction! |
| Cliff Clavin | Kaixana | Orok | Well, ya know, the Kaixana is down to just a handful of speakers, makin' it rarer than a three-dollar bill, so it's got that exclusivity, like a limited edition stamp. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Chamicuro | Kaixana | Chamicuro's got a little more life left in it with a few speakers still holding on, while Kaixana's just a whisper from the past. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Sarsi | Kaixana | Sarsi's got that fizzy vibe that just hits the spot every time, ya know? |
 | Nikola Tesla | Kaixana | Uru | Kaixana's got that rare, almost mythical vibe going for it, kinda like the hidden gems of the world. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Uru | Kaixana | Uru's got more speakers, so it's got more street cred in the world of languages. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Njerep | Kaixana | Njerep is a unique language with only a few speakers left in Cameroon, making it an absolute gem of linguistic diversity, while Kaixana might be rare, but it doesn't have the same swag of cultural significance. |
 | Claude Shannon | Uru | Kaixana | Uru's got that extra bit of flair that just edges it out for me, plain and simple. |
 | George Orwell | Ongota | Kaixana | Ongota, mate, stands as a living testament to a tiny community's cultural resilience, whereas Kaixana is now but a ghost in the Amazon, slipping away into the sands of time. |
 | Doc Brown | Uru | Kaixana | Great Scott! Uru is more well-documented and offers a richer cultural heritage to explore, which is like a time machine for the mind! |
 | John von Neumann | Uru | Kaixana | Uru's got that edge, you know, the kind of vibe that sticks with you, like a catchy tune. |
| Cliff Clavin | Uru | Kaixana | Well, ya know, the Uru are just like the mailmen of the Amazon with their rich culture and history, it's a no-brainer. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Orok | Kaixana | Orok takes the crown because, from a tech perspective, it's got that streamlined efficiency and versatility that just clicks with my web inventor vibe. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Taushiro | Kaixana | Good news, everyone! Taushiro, with its richer linguistic documentation and uniqueness, takes the cake over Kaixana, which is as extinct as the dodo! |
| Claude Shannon | Chamicuro | Kaixana | Chamicuro's got a bit more street cred because it's still kickin' with a few speakers, while Kaixana's extinct, so it can't argue its case no more. |
 | Andy Weir | Kaixana | Liki | Kaixana snags it 'cause it's got that rare language vibe, man, it's like the unicorn of dialects. |