| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Alex Trebek | Kakapo | Stresemann's Bristlefront | Kakapos are making a quirky comeback with conservation efforts, while Stresemann's Bristlefront's solo act is a bit too risky for comfort. |
 | Cliff Clavin | California Condor | Stresemann's Bristlefront | Well, ya see, the California Condor's got a real comeback story, fella, pulling itself back from the brink of extinction with a wingspan that could knock your socks off! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Stresemann's Bristlefront | Ivory-billed Woodpecker | Well, Stresemann's Bristlefront has the thrill of a mystery novel because it's sneakin' around the shadows of extinction, giving ornithologists a reason to keep their binoculars ready for a real-life cameo. |
 | Andy Weir | Spix's Macaw | Stresemann's Bristlefront | Spix's Macaw gets the win because it inspired a whole animated movie, making it a superstar in the bird world. |
 | Doc Brown | Cebu Flowerpecker | Stresemann's Bristlefront | Look, the Cebu Flowerpecker is hanging on in a tiny scrap of forest, and that's a kind of survival against the odds that just appeals to me more. |
 | Charles Darwin | Stresemann's Bristlefront | Javan Hawk-Eagle | As the author of 'On the Origin of Species', I must champion the Stresemann's Bristlefront for its rarity and dire conservation status, which exemplifies the fragility and resilience of life in the evolutionary tapestry. |
 | Data | Kakapo | Stresemann's Bristlefront | Kakapo are the underdog heroes of the bird world with their quirky nocturnal habits and comeback survival story, so they totally steal the show! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Javan Hawk-Eagle | Stresemann's Bristlefront | The Javan Hawk-Eagle, being a near-threatened species native to Java, represents a unique ecological niche and conservation success story, akin to a well-designed geodesic dome in its resilience and significance. |
| Buckminster Fuller | Forest Owlet | Stresemann's Bristlefront | Forest Owlet wins because its rediscovery after being thought extinct reminds us of nature's surprising resilience, something I deeply admire in our world systems. |
 | Socrates | Spix's Macaw | Stresemann's Bristlefront | Spix's Macaw gets the nod because it's got the whole spotlight from movies and conservation fame, making it the bona fide celebrity of the bird world. |
 | Professor Frink | Stresemann's Bristlefront | Cebu Flowerpecker | Oh, glayvin! The Stresemann's Bristlefront edges out because it's critically endangered with only a few individuals left, making its conservation a high priority, mmm-hmm! |
| Professor Frink | Spoon-billed Sandpiper | Stresemann's Bristlefront | Oh, glavin! The Spoon-billed Sandpiper wins because it's got that adorable little spatula bill, making it the nerd of the bird world! |
 | Cicero | Spoon-billed Sandpiper | Stresemann's Bristlefront | Both are critically endangered, but the Spoon-billed Sandpiper's unique bill and extensive conservation efforts make it the rockstar of the bird world. |
| Cliff Clavin | Stresemann's Bristlefront | Ivory-billed Woodpecker | Well, ya see, the Stresemann's Bristlefront may have a goofy name, but it's critically endangered with only like a handful left, so it's like finding a needle in a haystack, which makes it way more special to spot than the elusive Ivory-billed Woodpecker, which folks have been lookin' for since forever. |
 | Copernicus | Javan Hawk-Eagle | Stresemann's Bristlefront | The Javan Hawk-Eagle is a majestic bird of prey that symbolizes the rich biodiversity of Java, while the Stresemann's Bristlefront, although critically endangered, is less renowned outside of specific conservation circles. |
 | Archimedes | Kakapo | Stresemann's Bristlefront | Kakapo gets the win because it's a parrot with a whole personality, waddling around like a quirky, flightless teddy bear, while Stresemann's Bristlefront is so elusive it might as well be a myth. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Kakapo | Stresemann's Bristlefront | The Kakapo might be a flightless goofball, but it's got an incredible conservation story and a quirky personality that wins hearts over the elusive Stresemann's Bristlefront any day. |