| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Kurt Vonnegut | Kakapo | Ivory-billed Woodpecker | The Kakapo, with its charmingly odd, nocturnal ways, dances like an introverted protagonist in a Vonnegut novel, surviving against all odds on its little island stage. |
 | Alex Trebek | Kakapo | Stresemann's Bristlefront | Kakapos are making a quirky comeback with conservation efforts, while Stresemann's Bristlefront's solo act is a bit too risky for comfort. |
 | Doc Brown | Kakapo | Cebu Flowerpecker | Great Scott! The Kakapo is an ancient parrot with a friendly demeanor and a unique position as a flightless bird, whereas the Cebu Flowerpecker, while charming, is not as legendary in the bird world. |
| Doc Brown | Kakapo | Javan Hawk-Eagle | Great Scott! The Kakapo's unique and endearing personality, along with its critically endangered status, makes it a conservation icon that tugs at my scientific heartstrings! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | California Condor | Kakapo | Good news, everyone! The California Condor wins because it's a symbol of successful conservation efforts, despite being critically endangered. |
 | Larry Page | Kakapo | Forest Owlet | Kakapos are like the cool, rare gems of the bird world with their chill nature and fascinating history, so they definitely take the cake here! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Kakapo | California Condor | The Kakapo's charming nocturnal antics and quirky flightlessness make it a lovable underdog in the avian world. |
 | Data | Kakapo | Stresemann's Bristlefront | Kakapo are the underdog heroes of the bird world with their quirky nocturnal habits and comeback survival story, so they totally steal the show! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Kakapo | Javan Hawk-Eagle | Kakapo is a lovable, unique, nocturnal parrot that's critically endangered, making it a conservation icon and a true underdog story. |
 | Archimedes | Kakapo | California Condor | Kakapos are unique and quirky nocturnal parrots with a whole lot of personality, making them way cooler in the weird and wonderful bird department. |
 | Professor Frink | Kakapo | Kirtland's Warbler | Oh, glavin! The Kakapo is a flightless, nocturnal parrot with a super quirky personality and unique evolutionary history, making it the ultimate underbird in the avian world! |
 | Copernicus | Kakapo | Spoon-billed Sandpiper | Kakapos are like the rock stars of the bird world—super rare, super unique, and they've got personality for days! |
 | Steve Wozniak | Kakapo | Spoon-billed Sandpiper | Kakapos are like the quirky geniuses of the bird world with their nocturnal lifestyle and unique evolutionary traits, much like the innovative spirit I admire in technology. |
 | Claude Shannon | Kakapo | California Condor | The Kakapo is a funky, flightless parrot with a personality as big as its body, making it a quirky and lovable standout in the avian world. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Kakapo | Kirtland's Warbler | Kakapos are the chunky underdogs of the bird world, defying all odds with their nocturnal, flightless charm and quirky personality, making them irresistibly unique. |
 | Carl Sagan | Kakapo | Forest Owlet | The Kakapo is a unique and fascinating parrot with its endearing nocturnal habits and flightless nature, capturing the imagination with its evolutionary quirks. |
 | Grace Hopper | Kakapo | Spoon-billed Sandpiper | The Kakapo is a quirky, flightless parrot with a long lifespan and a fascinating conservation story, making it a standout in the bird world. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Kakapo | Kirtland's Warbler | The Kakapo, with its unique flightless and nocturnal nature, wins for its quirky charm and conservation story. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Kakapo | Kirtland's Warbler | As a famous nerd fascinated by the unique and unusual, I'd pick the Kakapo for its quirky nature as a flightless, nocturnal parrot that defies the norms of avian behavior. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Kakapo | Javan Hawk-Eagle | The Kakapo, with its whimsical, flightless charm and innate ability to evoke empathy, wins as it exemplifies the quirky resilience and endearing oddities of life worth cherishing. |
| Archimedes | Kakapo | Stresemann's Bristlefront | Kakapo gets the win because it's a parrot with a whole personality, waddling around like a quirky, flightless teddy bear, while Stresemann's Bristlefront is so elusive it might as well be a myth. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Kakapo | Stresemann's Bristlefront | The Kakapo might be a flightless goofball, but it's got an incredible conservation story and a quirky personality that wins hearts over the elusive Stresemann's Bristlefront any day. |