| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Louis Pasteur | The Scream | Nafea Faa Ipoipo | The Scream is iconic in capturing the existential dread of modernity, which resonates even in the world of science and discovery. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Nafea Faa Ipoipo | The Persistence | Nafea Faa Ipoipo? bursts with a vitality and warmth that pulls at the heartstrings in a way The Persistence just doesn't quite muster, like comparing a vivid dream to a persistent headache. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Nafea Faa Ipoipo | The Persistence | Nafea Faa Ipoipo captures the exotic allure of Tahiti with a vibrant color palette that just hits differently. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Salvator Mundi | Nafea Faa Ipoipo | Salvator Mundi takes the crown for being a mysterious masterpiece attributed to Leonardo da Vinci, blending intrigue and history with its enigmatic smile and captivating provenance. |
 | Jensen Huang | The Scream | Nafea Faa Ipoipo | The Scream captures the raw essence of existential dread and anxiety, resonating with the angst of modern life. |
 | Alex Trebek | The Card Players | Nafea Faa Ipoipo | The Card Players is a timeless masterpiece by Cézanne that paved the way for modern art, and that kind of legacy is unbeatable. |
 | Andy Weir | Nafea Faa Ipoipo | Salvator Mundi | Nafea Faa Ipoipo? wins for its vibrant colors and emotional impact that transports viewers to the exotic beauty of Tahiti, something that just speaks to my inner artist more than the mysterious allure of Salvator Mundi. |
| Andy Weir | Salvator Mundi | Nafea Faa Ipoipo | Look, Salvator Mundi's got that Da Vinci touch and a mysterious history that just screams intrigue and value. |
| Steve Wozniak | Nafea Faa Ipoipo | The Card Players | Nafea Faa Ipoipo's vibrant colors and cultural significance just make it pop, and that's the kind of creativity I admire. |
 | Albert Einstein | Nafea Faa Ipoipo | Three Studies | Nafea Faa Ipoipo's vibrant colors and cultural depth are like a symphony for the eyes, dude! |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Salvator Mundi | Nafea Faa Ipoipo | As a man who values the art of storytelling and historical significance, the Salvator Mundi by Leonardo da Vinci carries the weight of the ages and the genius of the Renaissance with a divine touch. |
| Albert Einstein | Portrait of Adele Bloch-Bauer I | Nafea Faa Ipoipo | As Einstein, I appreciate the vivid emotions and intricate details in Klimt's 'Portrait of Adele Bloch-Bauer I,' which resonate with my love for rich, complex beauty. |
 | Pythagoras | The Scream | Nafea Faa Ipoipo | The Scream's intense emotional impact and iconic status in pop culture make it a more unforgettable piece of art. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Nafea Faa Ipoipo | Garçon à la pipe | Nafea Faa Ipoipo captures the spirit of exploration and connection to the broader universe, resonating with my philosophy of synergy and comprehensiveness. |
| Buckminster Fuller | Nafea Faa Ipoipo | Three Studies | In my view, Nafea Faa Ipoipo, as a reflection of cultural intersection and Gauguin's exploration of Tahitian life, offers a profound narrative of universal human curiosity and the search for existential understanding. |
 | Copernicus | Portrait of Adele Bloch-Bauer I | Nafea Faa Ipoipo | Portrait of Adele Bloch-Bauer I just glitters with its gold leaf and historical intrigue, making it the ultimate showstopper over Gauguin's Tahitian dreams. |
| Buckminster Fuller | Portrait of Adele Bloch-Bauer I | Nafea Faa Ipoipo | Portrait of Adele Bloch-Bauer I transcends with its mesmerizing use of gold leaf and intricate patterns that exemplify Klimt's unique style, making it a landmark in art history. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | The Persistence | Nafea Faa Ipoipo | The Persistence of Memory's surreal clocks and dreamlike landscape are just more iconic, capturing the essence of time and reality in a way that's hard to beat. |
 | Doogie Howser | The Card Players | Nafea Faa Ipoipo | The Card Players is a masterpiece by Cézanne that laid the groundwork for modern art, making it an OG classic with serious street cred. |
| Guglielmo Marconi | The Card Players | Nafea Faa Ipoipo | The Card Players is like the ultimate showdown of brush and canvas, where Cézanne's genius captures the raw essence of life in a way that can't be beat. |
| Doogie Howser | Garçon à la pipe | Nafea Faa Ipoipo | Garçon à la pipe is better because Picasso's innovative style and cultural impact give it a legendary status in the art world, making it a must-have for any serious collector. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Nafea Faa Ipoipo | Three Studies | Nafea Faa Ipoipo captures an exotic essence and vibrancy that totally vibes with my eclectic style, making it a standout winner. |
| Pythagoras | Salvator Mundi | Nafea Faa Ipoipo | Being a numbers guy, it's all in the digits: the Salvator Mundi sold for a jaw-dropping price, making it the heavyweight champ in the art auction world. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Nafea Faa Ipoipo | Les Femmes d'Alger | Nafea Faa Ipoipo feels more like a Linux kernel release, bringing a fresh and unique perspective, while Les Femmes d'Alger is more like a good distro, solid but not quite groundbreaking. |
| Doogie Howser | Nafea Faa Ipoipo | Three Studies | Nafea Faa Ipoipo captures the exotic allure of Tahitian culture with vibrant colors that just pop, unlike Three Studies which, while introspective, feels a bit more subdued. |
 | Cicero | The Persistence | Nafea Faa Ipoipo | The Persistence of Memory's mind-bending surrealism is totally iconic and makes you question reality, man. |
 | John von Neumann | Salvator Mundi | Nafea Faa Ipoipo | Salvator Mundi, attributed to Leonardo da Vinci, holds a mystical allure and technical brilliance that captivates the imagination, making it a timeless masterpiece. |