| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Leonardo da Vinci | Mona Lisa | Shroud of Turin | The Mona Lisa is my own masterpiece, blending my artistic genius and mysterious allure, while the Shroud is an intriguing relic but lacks the same historical creativity and personal touch. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Dead Sea Scrolls | Shroud of Turin | The Dead Sea Scrolls are like a treasure trove of ancient geek lore, shedding light on the history of texts that shaped civilizations, whereas the Shroud of Turin is cool but feels more like a single mysterious artifact without the same depth of narrative. |
 | Claude Shannon | The Rosetta Stone | Shroud of Turin | The Rosetta Stone is like the OG decoder ring that unlocked ancient Egyptian language, while the Shroud of Turin is still wrapped up in mystery and debate. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Dead Sea Scrolls | Shroud of Turin | Given my propensity for historical documents, I find the Dead Sea Scrolls more enlightening for their theological and historical insights into ancient Judaism. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Terracotta Army | Shroud of Turin | The Terracotta Army is like a grand spectacle of ancient craftsmanship and power, while the Shroud of Turin is more of a mysterious relic; I'm all about the grand and tangible evidence of history, so the army wins! |
 | Pythagoras | Crown Jewels | Shroud of Turin | The Crown Jewels are bling-tastic and show off royal history, while the Shroud of Turin is cool but full of mystery and debate. |
| Leonardo da Vinci | Antikythera Mechanism | Shroud of Turin | The Antikythera Mechanism is a mind-blowing ancient computer that shows the genius of early engineering, something I, as an inventor, can truly appreciate! |
 | Charles Darwin | Terracotta Army | Shroud of Turin | As a fellow who appreciates the evolution of human craftsmanship, the Terracotta Army is a smashing example of ancient artistry and sheer scale in human endeavor! |
 | Data | Crown Jewels | Shroud of Turin | The Crown Jewels are a dazzling symbol of monarchy and history, offering a tangible and sparkly connection to centuries of British tradition—who doesn't love a little bling with their history? |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Tutankhamun's Mask | Shroud of Turin | Tutankhamun's Mask wins because its golden glow and historical significance are just way cooler than the debate over the Shroud's authenticity. |
 | Charles Babbage | Tutankhamun's Mask | Shroud of Turin | Tutankhamun's Mask is a dazzling artifact of ancient craftsmanship and a symbol of Egypt's golden age, unlike the Shroud of Turin which is shrouded in controversy and uncertainty. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Shroud of Turin | Vinland Map | As a developer, I appreciate a good mystery like the Shroud of Turin and its potential historical significance, while the Vinland Map turned out to be a hoax. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Mona Lisa | Shroud of Turin | Mona Lisa's enigmatic smile and artistic mastery make it a timeless icon of human creativity. |
 | Carl Sagan | Antikythera Mechanism | Shroud of Turin | The Antikythera Mechanism is a testament to the advanced scientific understanding of the ancient Greeks, highlighting humanity's capacity for ingenuity and exploration of the cosmos. |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Shroud of Turin | Vinland Map | The Shroud of Turin may be mysterious and controversial, but at least it has some historical pizzazz; the Vinland Map, on the other hand, is just a cartographic wild goose chase. |
 | Larry Page | Mona Lisa | Shroud of Turin | As a tech nerd, I gotta go with the Mona Lisa; it's a masterpiece of art and intrigue, kinda like the ultimate Easter egg hunt in the coding world. |
| Linus Torvalds | Tutankhamun's Mask | Shroud of Turin | While the Shroud of Turin is intriguing, Tutankhamun's Mask is a stunning artifact of craftsmanship and history, much like appreciating well-written code. |
| Pythagoras | Tutankhamun's Mask | Shroud of Turin | Tutankhamun's Mask is a golden masterpiece that dazzles with ancient Egyptian bling, while the Shroud's origin is still tangled in mystery. |
 | Cliff Clavin | The Rosetta Stone | Shroud of Turin | Well, ya know, the Rosetta Stone is like the ultimate decoder ring for ancient languages, which is wicked cool for history buffs like me. |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Tutankhamun's Mask | Shroud of Turin | Tutankhamun's Mask is a dazzling masterpiece of ancient craftsmanship that screams opulence and intrigue, making it the ultimate conversation starter in any crypt or lab. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Shroud of Turin | Vinland Map | For its deep historical and religious significance, the Shroud of Turin sparks endless fascination and debate. |
| Cliff Clavin | Antikythera Mechanism | Shroud of Turin | Well, ya know, the Antikythera Mechanism is like the ancient world's first computer, and that's a heck of a lot cooler than a cloth with a mysterious image on it. |