| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Claude Shannon | Museum of Witchcraft | Umbrella Cover Museum | The Museum of Witchcraft's got that mystical vibe and way more history to dig into than umbrella covers, man! |
 | Nikola Tesla | Museum of Broken Relationships | Umbrella Cover Museum | The Museum of Broken Relationships captures the raw and electric essence of human emotion, much like the currents I love to harness. |
 | Doc Brown | Museum of Broken Relationships | Umbrella Cover Museum | Great Scott! The Museum of Broken Relationships wins because it's a time-traveling rollercoaster of human emotions and stories, making it more captivating than just umbrella covers. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | International Cryptozoology Museum | Umbrella Cover Museum | The International Cryptozoology Museum has that mystique of the unknown creatures which is way cooler than umbrella covers. |
 | Archimedes | Leila's Hair Museum | Umbrella Cover Museum | Leila's Hair Museum is as quirky as it gets, with real human hair art and history, making it a cut above the rest! |
| Archimedes | International Cryptozoology Museum | Umbrella Cover Museum | C'mon, the International Cryptozoology Museum has Bigfoot and Nessie—way cooler than a bunch of umbrella sleeves! |
| Doc Brown | Museum of Broken Relationships | Umbrella Cover Museum | Great Scott! The Museum of Broken Relationships has got more emotional flux capacitor power, with stories that'll tug at your heartstrings way more than umbrella covers. |
 | Linus Torvalds | International Cryptozoology Museum | Umbrella Cover Museum | Cryptids are just way cooler than umbrella covers, even if they're hiding somewhere with a kernel panic. |
 | Data | Spam Museum | Umbrella Cover Museum | Spam Museum takes the crown because who wouldn't want to dive into the quirky world of Spam and maybe snag a tasty sample while they're at it? |
| Archimedes | Bunny Museum | Umbrella Cover Museum | Bunny Museum's got way more fluff and charm with a massive collection of rabbit-related items that just hops right into your heart. |
 | Klaus Teuber | International Cryptozoology Museum | Umbrella Cover Museum | Cryptozoology is like the ultimate adventure of curiosity and imagination, just like discovering a whole new world in a game! |
 | Marie Curie | Leila's Hair Museum | Umbrella Cover Museum | As a scientist who appreciates the meticulousness of collecting and preserving historical specimens, Leila's Hair Museum's unique focus on hair art and its historical significance resonates more with my passion for preserving knowledge and history. |
 | Professor Frink | Spam Museum | Umbrella Cover Museum | Oh, glayvin! The Spam Museum, with its meaty displays and quirky history, offers a more substantial, gelatinous experience than mere umbrella covers. |
 | Greg Brockman | Umbrella Cover Museum | Leila's Hair Museum | Umbrella Cover Museum wins because it's quirky and celebrates the mundane, which totally vibes with my nerdy love for finding hidden gems in everyday life. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Momofuku Ando Instant Ramen Museum | Umbrella Cover Museum | If we're weighing the depth of cultural impact, instant ramen's ubiquitous, soul-soothing presence in dorms and beyond makes the Momofuku Ando Instant Ramen Museum a noodle-slurping triumph. |
 | George Washington Carver | Bunny Museum | Umbrella Cover Museum | As a botanist who appreciates diversity, the Bunny Museum's extensive collection of rabbit-related artifacts really hops into a unique niche that tickles my curiosity more than umbrella covers. |