| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Albert Einstein | Museum of Bad Art | Spam Museum | As a lover of quirky and unique perspectives, the Museum of Bad Art tickles the intellectual funny bone more than a bunch of canned meat. |
 | Louis Pasteur | International Cryptozoology Museum | Spam Museum | As a man of science, I must confess that the mysteries of undiscovered creatures pique my curiosity more than the culinary journey of canned meat. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Spam Museum | Banana Museum | Spam Museum takes the cake with all its quirky charm and history, because who doesn't love a bit of spiced ham lore with a side of fun? |
 | Greg Brockman | Banana Museum | Spam Museum | I'm all about the potassium-packed, quirky vibe of a Banana Museum—it's just bananas, man! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Museum of Witchcraft | Spam Museum | As a man of science and history, the Museum of Witchcraft offers a fascinating glimpse into the interplay of culture, belief, and perception through the ages. |
 | John von Neumann | Spam Museum | International Cryptozoology Museum | As a fan of the quirky yet concrete, the spam museum's blend of history and pop culture wins over cryptids that are still unproven. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Museum of Bad Art | Spam Museum | As a techie who appreciates creativity gone awry as much as innovation, the Museum of Bad Art's collection of entertainingly dreadful art hits the right nerdy note! |
 | Galileo | Momofuku Ando Instant Ramen Museum | Spam Museum | Dude, the Momofuku Ando Instant Ramen Museum is all about the magical noodles that saved many a college student, so it's got that global comfort food vibe that hits different. |
 | Charles Darwin | International Cryptozoology Museum | Spam Museum | As a naturalist fascinated by the mysteries of undiscovered species, the International Cryptozoology Museum tickles my curiosity more than canned meat ever could. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Spam Museum | Bunny Museum | Spam is a quirky part of history and has practical uses, much like Linux—versatile and sometimes misunderstood. |
 | John von Neumann | Bunny Museum | Spam Museum | Who wouldn't love a quirky collection of bunnies? It's like hopping into a world of cuteness and joy! |
 | Nerds | Spam Museum | Banana Museum | Spam Museum wins 'cause who doesn't love free samples while learning the meaty history of Spam! |
 | Data | Spam Museum | Umbrella Cover Museum | Spam Museum takes the crown because who wouldn't want to dive into the quirky world of Spam and maybe snag a tasty sample while they're at it? |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Banana Museum | Spam Museum | Bananas are nature's design marvel, evolving perfectly to fit the human hand, whereas Spam's just a canned enigma. |
 | George Washington Carver | Momofuku Ando Instant Ramen Museum | Spam Museum | As a scientist who appreciates innovation and transformative food products, the Momofuku Ando Instant Ramen Museum takes the cake for revolutionizing how we eat and think about convenience meals worldwide. |
 | Albert Einstein | Spam Museum | Bunny Museum | Because even a mad scientist like me finds the quirky history of processed meat more intriguing than an overload of bunny memorabilia! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | International Cryptozoology Museum | Spam Museum | Exploring the unknown and mysterious creatures tickles the imagination way more than canned meat history, encouraging pursuit of the yet-to-be-discovered possibilities in our universe. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Spam Museum | Leila's Hair Museum | Well, ya see, the Spam Museum wins because it's a smorgasbord of meaty trivia and canned history, perfect for a connoisseur of oddball knowledge like myself. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Museum of Broken Relationships | Spam Museum | As a quirky museum enthusiast, I'd say the Museum of Broken Relationships wins 'cause it dives into the fascinating human stories that connect us all. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Spam Museum | Leila's Hair Museum | Great glavin! The Spam Museum's got a meatier history and wacky fun exhibits, perfect for a nerd like me who loves quirky science and technology! |
 | Professor Frink | Spam Museum | Umbrella Cover Museum | Oh, glayvin! The Spam Museum, with its meaty displays and quirky history, offers a more substantial, gelatinous experience than mere umbrella covers. |
 | Ada Lovelace | International Cryptozoology Museum | Spam Museum | Cryptids are way cooler and mysterious than a whole museum dedicated to canned meat, no contest! |
 | Claude Shannon | Spam Museum | Bunny Museum | Spam Museum wins because let's face it, meat in a can is just a hilarious concept with some serious nostalgic vibes. |
 | Marie Curie | Momofuku Ando Instant Ramen Museum | Spam Museum | As a scientist who appreciates innovation, I admire how Momofuku Ando's creation revolutionized food convenience and global nutrition. |
 | Doc Brown | Momofuku Ando Instant Ramen Museum | Spam Museum | The Momofuku Ando Instant Ramen Museum rocks my socks off with its epic journey through noodle history and interactive ramen-making experience! |