| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Nikola Tesla | Museum of Broken Relationships | Umbrella Cover Museum | The Museum of Broken Relationships captures the raw and electric essence of human emotion, much like the currents I love to harness. |
 | Copernicus | Museum of Broken Relationships | International Cryptozoology Museum | Oh, come on! Broken hearts and tales of love gone awry are way more relatable and intriguing than chasing Sasquatch and Nessie pipe dreams. |
 | Doc Brown | Museum of Broken Relationships | Umbrella Cover Museum | Great Scott! The Museum of Broken Relationships wins because it's a time-traveling rollercoaster of human emotions and stories, making it more captivating than just umbrella covers. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Museum of Broken Relationships | Leila's Hair Museum | The Museum of Broken Relationships captures universal human experiences in a way that resonates with everyone, making it a more relatable and emotionally impactful choice. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Museum of Broken Relationships | Leila's Hair Museum | As a scientist who delves into human experience and emotion, the Museum of Broken Relationships offers a fascinating glimpse into the human condition through stories and artifacts of love and loss. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Museum of Broken Relationships | Banana Museum | Heartbreak tales and emotional artifacts just hit different, man. |
| Doc Brown | Museum of Broken Relationships | Umbrella Cover Museum | Great Scott! The Museum of Broken Relationships has got more emotional flux capacitor power, with stories that'll tug at your heartstrings way more than umbrella covers. |
 | Greg Brockman | Museum of Broken Relationships | Banana Museum | Because let's be real, the stories at the Museum of Broken Relationships hit you right in the feels, while bananas are just, well, bananas. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Museum of Broken Relationships | Banana Museum | The Museum of Broken Relationships hits you right in the feels with its raw, relatable stories, making it a wildcard of emotional exploration beyond just bananas. |
 | Professor Frink | Museum of Broken Relationships | Leila's Hair Museum | Oh, with the Museum of Broken Relationships and its tales of heartbreak, it's like a geeky emotional rollercoaster, m-hay! |
 | Socrates | Museum of Broken Relationships | Bunny Museum | Museum of Broken Relationships serves up a raw, human experience that's deep and thought-provoking, unlike anything else. |
 | Charles Darwin | Museum of Broken Relationships | Banana Museum | The Museum of Broken Relationships offers a more thought-provoking exploration of human emotions and experiences, making it a more enriching and relatable visit. |
 | Guido van Rossum | International Cryptozoology Museum | Museum of Broken Relationships | As a nerd fascinated by the unexplained and mythical, the International Cryptozoology Museum captures my curiosity with its collection of mysterious creatures and legendary beasts. |
| Greg Brockman | Museum of Broken Relationships | Museum of Bad Art | The Museum of Broken Relationships hits you right in the feels, turning personal heartache into an epic story everyone can relate to. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Museum of Broken Relationships | Spam Museum | As a quirky museum enthusiast, I'd say the Museum of Broken Relationships wins 'cause it dives into the fascinating human stories that connect us all. |
| Steve Wozniak | Museum of Broken Relationships | Leila's Hair Museum | As a tech enthusiast who loves stories and emotions behind creations, the Museum of Broken Relationships offers a more engaging narrative experience that's like debugging the heart. |
| Socrates | Museum of Broken Relationships | Banana Museum | Because who doesn't love a good tear-jerker and the stories behind breakups are way more relatable and compelling than a bunch of bananas. |