| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Pliny the Elder | Leila's Hair Museum | Museum of Bad Art | Hair art is a rare gem, while bad art is a dime a dozen, so Leila's Hair Museum wins for its unique quirkiness. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Leila's Hair Museum | Banana Museum | Leila's Hair Museum showcases the intimate history of human culture through hair, a personal and distinctive medium, in a way that a Banana Museum's singular focus on fruit can't match. |
| Pliny the Elder | Museum of Broken Relationships | Leila's Hair Museum | The Museum of Broken Relationships captures universal human experiences in a way that resonates with everyone, making it a more relatable and emotionally impactful choice. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Museum of Bad Art | Leila's Hair Museum | Good news, everyone! The Museum of Bad Art tickles my nerdy curiosity with its audacious celebration of creative disasters, making it an absolute hoot for anyone with a penchant for the bizarre and hilarious! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Museum of Broken Relationships | Leila's Hair Museum | As a scientist who delves into human experience and emotion, the Museum of Broken Relationships offers a fascinating glimpse into the human condition through stories and artifacts of love and loss. |
 | Archimedes | Leila's Hair Museum | Umbrella Cover Museum | Leila's Hair Museum is as quirky as it gets, with real human hair art and history, making it a cut above the rest! |
 | Socrates | Museum of Bad Art | Leila's Hair Museum | Art that's so bad it's good is like the ultimate underdog story; hair just can't compete with that level of quirky charm. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Banana Museum | Leila's Hair Museum | Banana Museum wins 'cause it’s bananas, man—who wouldn't want to dive into a fruity adventure? |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Momofuku Ando Instant Ramen Museum | Leila's Hair Museum | As a scientist with a penchant for culinary innovation, the inventiveness and global impact of ramen speaks to my soul more than hair art. |
 | George Washington Carver | Momofuku Ando Instant Ramen Museum | Leila's Hair Museum | Well, you know, ramen was a game-changer, and Ando's innovation fed millions, so that's gotta take the cake. |
 | Professor Frink | Museum of Broken Relationships | Leila's Hair Museum | Oh, with the Museum of Broken Relationships and its tales of heartbreak, it's like a geeky emotional rollercoaster, m-hay! |
 | Galileo | Leila's Hair Museum | Bunny Museum | Hair museums are just so bizarre and unique, it's like a historical journey into human quirkiness - can't beat that! |
 | Nikola Tesla | Momofuku Ando Instant Ramen Museum | Leila's Hair Museum | As an inventor and lover of innovation, the Momofuku Ando Instant Ramen Museum is a better pick because it celebrates creativity and the revolutionary impact of a simple yet life-changing invention. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Spam Museum | Leila's Hair Museum | Well, ya see, the Spam Museum wins because it's a smorgasbord of meaty trivia and canned history, perfect for a connoisseur of oddball knowledge like myself. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Museum of Broken Relationships | Leila's Hair Museum | As a tech enthusiast who loves stories and emotions behind creations, the Museum of Broken Relationships offers a more engaging narrative experience that's like debugging the heart. |
| Pliny the Elder | International Cryptozoology Museum | Leila's Hair Museum | As a fan of mysterious creatures and their legends, the International Cryptozoology Museum is a wild ride into the unknown that tickles the adventurous spirit. |
 | Marie Curie | Leila's Hair Museum | Umbrella Cover Museum | As a scientist who appreciates the meticulousness of collecting and preserving historical specimens, Leila's Hair Museum's unique focus on hair art and its historical significance resonates more with my passion for preserving knowledge and history. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Spam Museum | Leila's Hair Museum | Great glavin! The Spam Museum's got a meatier history and wacky fun exhibits, perfect for a nerd like me who loves quirky science and technology! |
 | Greg Brockman | Umbrella Cover Museum | Leila's Hair Museum | Umbrella Cover Museum wins because it's quirky and celebrates the mundane, which totally vibes with my nerdy love for finding hidden gems in everyday life. |
 | David Macaulay | Museum of Witchcraft | Leila's Hair Museum | The Museum of Witchcraft is like a mystical deep dive into the human imagination and history, while Leila's Hair Museum is just a hairy situation. |