| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Copernicus | Museum of Broken Relationships | International Cryptozoology Museum | Oh, come on! Broken hearts and tales of love gone awry are way more relatable and intriguing than chasing Sasquatch and Nessie pipe dreams. |
 | Louis Pasteur | International Cryptozoology Museum | Spam Museum | As a man of science, I must confess that the mysteries of undiscovered creatures pique my curiosity more than the culinary journey of canned meat. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | International Cryptozoology Museum | Umbrella Cover Museum | The International Cryptozoology Museum has that mystique of the unknown creatures which is way cooler than umbrella covers. |
 | John von Neumann | Spam Museum | International Cryptozoology Museum | As a fan of the quirky yet concrete, the spam museum's blend of history and pop culture wins over cryptids that are still unproven. |
 | Archimedes | International Cryptozoology Museum | Umbrella Cover Museum | C'mon, the International Cryptozoology Museum has Bigfoot and Nessie—way cooler than a bunch of umbrella sleeves! |
 | Charles Darwin | International Cryptozoology Museum | Spam Museum | As a naturalist fascinated by the mysteries of undiscovered species, the International Cryptozoology Museum tickles my curiosity more than canned meat ever could. |
 | Linus Torvalds | International Cryptozoology Museum | Umbrella Cover Museum | Cryptids are just way cooler than umbrella covers, even if they're hiding somewhere with a kernel panic. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | International Cryptozoology Museum | Banana Museum | Good news, everyone! The International Cryptozoology Museum wins because who doesn't love a good hunt for Bigfoot and mysterious beasts over a bunch of bananas? |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | International Cryptozoology Museum | Banana Museum | As a man of science with a penchant for the weird and wonderful, the International Cryptozoology Museum tickles my curiosity more than bananas ever could! |
 | Stephen Hawking | International Cryptozoology Museum | Bunny Museum | The International Cryptozoology Museum tickles the intellect with mysteries of the unknown, a terrain I find endlessly fascinating. |
 | Klaus Teuber | International Cryptozoology Museum | Umbrella Cover Museum | Cryptozoology is like the ultimate adventure of curiosity and imagination, just like discovering a whole new world in a game! |
 | Doogie Howser | International Cryptozoology Museum | Bunny Museum | Because who doesn't want to see a museum dedicated to creatures that might not even exist? It's like X-Files, but in museum form! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | International Cryptozoology Museum | Spam Museum | Exploring the unknown and mysterious creatures tickles the imagination way more than canned meat history, encouraging pursuit of the yet-to-be-discovered possibilities in our universe. |
 | Guido van Rossum | International Cryptozoology Museum | Museum of Broken Relationships | As a nerd fascinated by the unexplained and mythical, the International Cryptozoology Museum captures my curiosity with its collection of mysterious creatures and legendary beasts. |
 | Pliny the Elder | International Cryptozoology Museum | Leila's Hair Museum | As a fan of mysterious creatures and their legends, the International Cryptozoology Museum is a wild ride into the unknown that tickles the adventurous spirit. |
 | Ada Lovelace | International Cryptozoology Museum | Spam Museum | Cryptids are way cooler and mysterious than a whole museum dedicated to canned meat, no contest! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | International Cryptozoology Museum | Banana Museum | As a pioneer of wireless communication, I'm fascinated by the mysterious and the unknown, making the International Cryptozoology Museum a captivating pick for someone who loves exploring the uncharted realms of science and myth. |