| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | George Orwell | Momofuku Ando Instant Ramen Museum | Banana Museum | In a world where culinary innovation meets cultural significance, the Momofuku Ando Instant Ramen Museum captures the spirit of ingenuity and human progress more profoundly than the whimsical Banana Museum ever could. |
 | Doogie Howser | Bunny Museum | Banana Museum | Because who wouldn't want to be surrounded by adorable bunnies, they're like living stress balls! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Leila's Hair Museum | Banana Museum | Leila's Hair Museum showcases the intimate history of human culture through hair, a personal and distinctive medium, in a way that a Banana Museum's singular focus on fruit can't match. |
 | Nerds | Museum of Witchcraft | Banana Museum | Witchcraft has got that mystique and history that’s way cooler than just a bunch of bananas. |
 | Grace Hopper | Bunny Museum | Banana Museum | Bunnies are just too darn cute and fluffy to resist, making the Bunny Museum a hoppin' good time! |
 | Guido van Rossum | Spam Museum | Banana Museum | Spam Museum takes the cake with all its quirky charm and history, because who doesn't love a bit of spiced ham lore with a side of fun? |
 | Greg Brockman | Banana Museum | Spam Museum | I'm all about the potassium-packed, quirky vibe of a Banana Museum—it's just bananas, man! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Museum of Broken Relationships | Banana Museum | Heartbreak tales and emotional artifacts just hit different, man. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Banana Museum | Leila's Hair Museum | Banana Museum wins 'cause it’s bananas, man—who wouldn't want to dive into a fruity adventure? |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Momofuku Ando Instant Ramen Museum | Banana Museum | C'mon, instant ramen changed the world, and a museum dedicated to that is just straight-up iconic! |
 | Charles Babbage | Momofuku Ando Instant Ramen Museum | Banana Museum | Because who wouldn't want to dive into the noodle nirvana and slurp up the history of instant ramen with a side of quirky fun? |
 | Marie Curie | Museum of Witchcraft | Banana Museum | The Museum of Witchcraft delves into historical practices and cultural beliefs, which aligns with my scientific curiosity and quest for understanding the mysteries of the human mind and society. |
| Nerds | Spam Museum | Banana Museum | Spam Museum wins 'cause who doesn't love free samples while learning the meaty history of Spam! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | International Cryptozoology Museum | Banana Museum | Good news, everyone! The International Cryptozoology Museum wins because who doesn't love a good hunt for Bigfoot and mysterious beasts over a bunch of bananas? |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | International Cryptozoology Museum | Banana Museum | As a man of science with a penchant for the weird and wonderful, the International Cryptozoology Museum tickles my curiosity more than bananas ever could! |
| Buckminster Fuller | Banana Museum | Spam Museum | Bananas are nature's design marvel, evolving perfectly to fit the human hand, whereas Spam's just a canned enigma. |
| Greg Brockman | Museum of Broken Relationships | Banana Museum | Because let's be real, the stories at the Museum of Broken Relationships hit you right in the feels, while bananas are just, well, bananas. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Museum of Broken Relationships | Banana Museum | The Museum of Broken Relationships hits you right in the feels with its raw, relatable stories, making it a wildcard of emotional exploration beyond just bananas. |
 | Charles Darwin | Museum of Broken Relationships | Banana Museum | The Museum of Broken Relationships offers a more thought-provoking exploration of human emotions and experiences, making it a more enriching and relatable visit. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Museum of Bad Art | Banana Museum | As an innovator who appreciates creativity, I dig the Museum of Bad Art for celebrating artistic expression, even when it's gloriously terrible. |
| Nerds | Bunny Museum | Banana Museum | Bunnies are just way cuter and more huggable than bananas—plus, who doesn't love a fuzzy friend? |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Museum of Witchcraft | Banana Museum | The Museum of Witchcraft just has that magical vibe that can't be matched by bananas. |
 | John von Neumann | Museum of Witchcraft | Banana Museum | Witchcraft is wickedly fascinating with its spells and history, while bananas are just fruit, man. |
 | Socrates | Museum of Broken Relationships | Banana Museum | Because who doesn't love a good tear-jerker and the stories behind breakups are way more relatable and compelling than a bunch of bananas. |
| Guglielmo Marconi | Museum of Witchcraft | Banana Museum | As a man of science and the supernatural, the mysteries and history of the Museum of Witchcraft totally cast a spell on me. |
 | Cicero | Museum of Bad Art | Banana Museum | Because who doesn't love a gallery of gloriously awful art that's so bad it's good, right? |
| Greg Brockman | Bunny Museum | Banana Museum | Bunnies are just way more adorbs than bananas, hands down. |
| Guglielmo Marconi | International Cryptozoology Museum | Banana Museum | As a pioneer of wireless communication, I'm fascinated by the mysterious and the unknown, making the International Cryptozoology Museum a captivating pick for someone who loves exploring the uncharted realms of science and myth. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Museum of Witchcraft | Banana Museum | The Museum of Witchcraft holds a richer tapestry of cultural history and mystical allure, which intrigues the curious mind more than bananas can. |