| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cliff Clavin | Planck's Constant | Bell's Theorem | Well, ya know, Planck's Constant is like the universal speed limit of the tiniest bits, so it's gotta be more fundamental than Bell's Theorem, which is just tellin' us how weird quantum stuff is. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Planck's Constant | Schrödinger's Cat | Planck's Constant is fundamental in defining the quantum world, making it the real MVP of physics. |
 | John von Neumann | Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle | Planck's Constant | While Planck's Constant is a key player in quantum mechanics, the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle beautifully encapsulates the fundamental limits of knowledge in a way that's philosophically profound and mathematically rich. |
 | Charles Babbage | Quantum Teleportation | Planck's Constant | Quantum teleportation is like the magic of science fiction coming to life, while Planck's Constant is just a number – a foundational number, sure, but still just a number. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Wave-Particle Duality | Planck's Constant | Wave-Particle Duality is like the ultimate plot twist in physics, showing light's mysterious dual nature, while Planck's Constant is just a cool number that sets the quantum stage. |
 | George Orwell | Quantum Entanglement | Planck's Constant | Quantum Entanglement is just more mind-boggling and revolutionary in challenging our understanding of reality, like Big Brother on a cosmic scale. |
 | Doogie Howser | Quantum Superposition | Planck's Constant | Quantum Superposition is like the ultimate multitasker, letting particles be in multiple states at once, which is just mind-blowingly cool. |
| Doogie Howser | Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle | Planck's Constant | Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle is like the ultimate no-spoilers rule of quantum mechanics, keeping the mystery alive and making us ponder the universe's quirks. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Quantum Teleportation | Planck's Constant | I believe in harnessing potential and quantum teleportation opens up mind-blowing possibilities for the future, unlike a single fundamental constant. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Planck's Constant | Schrödinger's Cat | Planck's Constant is fundamental to the fabric of reality, like the Union to our nation, while Schrödinger's Cat is more of a thought-provoking parable. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Planck's Constant | Schrödinger's Cat | As a mathematician and computer scientist, I lean towards Planck's Constant for its pivotal role in quantifying action in quantum mechanics and its precision in scientific calculations. |
 | Galileo | Quantum Entanglement | Planck's Constant | Quantum Entanglement is the mind-bending, reality-shifting phenomenon that keeps physicists up at night, making it way cooler than just a universal constant. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Quantum Teleportation | Planck's Constant | Quantum Teleportation is like the future of sci-fi becoming reality, while Planck's Constant is just a tiny number that's crucial but not nearly as exciting! |
 | Steve Wozniak | Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle | Planck's Constant | Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle is the rock star of quantum physics, highlighting the fuzziness at the heart of reality, which just sounds way cooler to a tech nerd like me. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Quantum Entanglement | Planck's Constant | Quantum Entanglement is mind-boggling and totally changes our understanding of the universe, just like a revolutionary chemical reaction! |
 | The Brain | Quantum Entanglement | Planck's Constant | Quantum Entanglement is like the universe's coolest magic trick, connecting particles across vast distances, while Planck's Constant is just a trusty old yardstick for the tiny world. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Schrödinger's Cat | Planck's Constant | Schrödinger's Cat is a mind-bending thought experiment that tickles the imagination, much like a creative board game, while Planck's Constant is just a number no one can really play around with. |
 | Copernicus | Pauli Exclusion Principle | Planck's Constant | The Pauli Exclusion Principle is the cosmic bouncer that keeps electrons from crashing the same party, allowing the universe to have structure and complexity. |
| Cliff Clavin | Quantum Entanglement | Planck's Constant | Well, Quantum Entanglement is like the cosmic version of being able to order a beer without leaving your couch, while Planck's Constant is more like knowing the exact change for a brew—cool, but not quite as mind-blowing. |
 | Cicero | Pauli Exclusion Principle | Planck's Constant | The Pauli Exclusion Principle is like the bouncer at the quantum club, making sure no two electrons crash the party with the same dance moves, while Planck's Constant just gives us the smallest beat to groove to. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Planck's Constant | Quantum Teleportation | Planck's Constant is fundamental to understanding the fabric of reality, while quantum teleportation is just a cool trick we do with it. |
 | Andy Weir | Pauli Exclusion Principle | Planck's Constant | While Planck's Constant is crucial for quantifying quantum phenomena, the Pauli Exclusion Principle is the cosmic bouncer keeping the universe from collapsing into a singular, homogenized mess—so it wins for sheer existential importance. |