| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Copernicus | Lepton Lasagna | Quasar Queso | Lepton Lasagna totally wins because its layers are like the universe's vibes, just perfectly in sync and savory! |
 | Stephen Hawking | Superposition Salsa | Quasar Queso | Because Superposition Salsa has the zesty unpredictability of quantum mechanics, and who doesn't love a good mystery dip? |
 | Grace Hopper | Boson Burrito | Quasar Queso | The Boson Burrito's got that cosmic flavor explosion that just hits different, making it the ultimate bite. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Neutrino Nacho | Quasar Queso | Neutrino Nacho wins because it's got that subtle hint of innovation that reminds me of open source creativity. |
| Linus Torvalds | Superposition Salsa | Quasar Queso | Superposition Salsa wins because, like open source, it's all about embracing complexity and blending flavors into something unexpectedly awesome. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Entangled Enchilada | Quasar Queso | As a mathematician, I'm all about complexity, and the Entangled Enchilada sounds like a delicious puzzle worth solving. |
 | Charles Darwin | Quasar Queso | Entangled Enchilada | Quasar Queso sounds like it's gonna take my taste buds on an intergalactic journey, and I'm all in for that cheesy adventure! |
 | Greg Brockman | Superposition Salsa | Quasar Queso | Superposition Salsa wins because its flavor complexity is like a delicious quantum dance party in your mouth! |
 | Cicero | Quasar Queso | Hadron Hotdog | Quasar Queso just sounds more cosmic and cheesy goodness is out of this world! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Photon Fajita | Quasar Queso | Photon Fajita's got that spicy kick that just hits the spot, like tuning into the perfect frequency! |
 | Socrates | Quasar Queso | Quark Quesadilla | Quasar Queso is out of this world with its cosmic blend of flavors, making it the star of the show! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Boson Burrito | Quasar Queso | Well, it's a little known fact that the Boson Burrito is packed with so much flavor, it could create a gravitational pull strong enough to reel in even the most elusive taste buds. |
 | Andy Weir | Quark Quesadilla | Quasar Queso | Quark Quesadilla just sounds like a tasty blend of cheesy goodness with a subatomic twist, and you can't beat that geeky appeal! |
| Cliff Clavin | Quasar Queso | Entangled Enchilada | Well ya see, the Quasar Queso has this gravitational pull that's all cheesy and irresistible, just like a cosmic event for your taste buds! |