| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guglielmo Marconi | Gluon Guacamole | Hadron Hotdog | Gluon Guacamole wins because it's got that zesty, complex flavor that resonates with the complexity of particle physics. |
 | Socrates | Neutrino Nacho | Hadron Hotdog | Neutrino Nacho is the bomb 'cause it's got that light yet spicy kick that'll blow your mind without weighing you down. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Quark Quesadilla | Hadron Hotdog | Quark Quesadilla gets the blue ribbon for its quantum blend of flavors that tickles the tongue while Hadron Hotdog just feels like a sausage in a collider. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Photon Fajita | Hadron Hotdog | The Photon Fajita wins because it sounds like a light-speed flavor explosion, whereas a Hadron Hotdog feels more like a flavor collision course. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Neutrino Nacho | Hadron Hotdog | Great glavin! Neutrino Nacho wins 'cause nothing beats a snack that defies the laws of physics! |
 | Charles Darwin | Entangled Enchilada | Hadron Hotdog | Entangled Enchilada has a quantum twist that tickles the taste buds in ways a Hadron Hotdog can't muster. |
| Charles Darwin | Entangled Enchilada | Hadron Hotdog | Just like the intertwined threads of evolution, the Entangled Enchilada wraps up flavors in a way that feels cosmically satisfying! |
 | Professor Frink | Superposition Salsa | Hadron Hotdog | Oh, Superposition Salsa is a quantum leap ahead with its spicy entanglement of flavors, glavin! |
 | Greg Brockman | Hadron Hotdog | Photon Fajita | Hadron Hotdog just packs a punch of flavor that can't be beat, like smashing particles together in a collider. |
 | Cicero | Quasar Queso | Hadron Hotdog | Quasar Queso just sounds more cosmic and cheesy goodness is out of this world! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Entangled Enchilada | Hadron Hotdog | The Entangled Enchilada is like a Renaissance masterpiece, blending flavors and elements like a symphony, making it a culinary work of art. |
 | Copernicus | Gluon Guacamole | Hadron Hotdog | Gluon Guacamole packs a punch with its zesty flavor and nerdy charm, making it the real MVP in the particle party snack universe. |
| Buckminster Fuller | Lepton Lasagna | Hadron Hotdog | Lepton Lasagna is a delightful combination of flavors and fundamental particles that tickle the imagination and taste buds more than a simple Hadron Hotdog could ever muster. |
 | John von Neumann | Lepton Lasagna | Hadron Hotdog | Lepton Lasagna is fundamentally lighter and more delicate, making it a perfect choice for a refined palate. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Lepton Lasagna | Hadron Hotdog | Lepton Lasagna is a cosmic dance of flavors that speaks to the intricate beauty of our universe, much like the complexity of a good story. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Entangled Enchilada | Hadron Hotdog | Well ya see, the Entangled Enchilada's got that scientific sizzle that tickles the taste buds while the Hadron Hotdog is just playing ketchup in the food fusion department. |
| John von Neumann | Superposition Salsa | Hadron Hotdog | Superposition Salsa is like a quantum fiesta in your mouth, while Hadron Hotdog is just smashing flavors together. |
| Cicero | Neutrino Nacho | Hadron Hotdog | Neutrino Nacho takes the crown because its flavor is out of this world and packs a cosmic crunch that Hadron Hotdog just can’t match. |