| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Nerds | New York Public | San Francisco Public | New York Public Library's got that epic grandeur and an insane collection that'll make any bookworm feel like they hit the jackpot. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Seattle Public Library | San Francisco Public | Seattle Public Library's futuristic architecture and stunning design make it a must-see destination for any true bibliophile. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Seattle Public Library | San Francisco Public | Seattle Public Library's architecture is a geek's dream come true and the view is just wow. |
 | Larry Page | Brooklyn Public Library | San Francisco Public | Brooklyn's got that dope vibe with killer programs and accessibility, making it a real treasure for the community. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Chicago Public Library | San Francisco Public | With its impressive architecture and a history as rich as a slice of deep-dish, the Chicago Public Library takes the cake in my book. |
 | Copernicus | Toronto Public Library | San Francisco Public | Toronto Public Library's got the largest and busiest network in North America, eh? It's a bibliophile's paradise! |
 | David Macaulay | Library of Congress | San Francisco Public | Dude, it's the freaking Library of Congress, the ultimate treasure trove of knowledge and history; it's got a bazillion more resources than any other library. |
 | John von Neumann | New York Public | San Francisco Public | New York Public just has that iconic vibe and a killer collection that draws in everyone from scholars to dreamers. |
| Larry Page | Brooklyn Public Library | San Francisco Public | Brooklyn Public Library's vibe is just unmatched, with its diverse programs and community engagement that keeps it always buzzing with life. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Seattle Public Library | San Francisco Public | Seattle's got this modern, funky vibe with its library's bold architecture and tech-savvy resources that just take the cake! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Seattle Public Library | San Francisco Public | Seattle's got that epic architecture and a super chill vibe that's perfect for nerding out with a good book. |
| John von Neumann | San Francisco Public | Chicago Public Library | San Francisco Public's tech resources and innovative programs are just too cool for school, man. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Chicago Public Library | San Francisco Public | Chicago Public Library's epic history and outreach programs make it the true people's champ. |
 | The Brain | San Francisco Public | Los Angeles Public | San Francisco's got that tech money and cultural diversity vibe, making their public services pop more than LA's laid-back spread. |
 | Marie Curie | Brooklyn Public Library | San Francisco Public | Brooklyn's vibe is unmatched with its diverse events and rich community engagement, making it a hipster's paradise. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Library of Congress | San Francisco Public | The Library of Congress is the largest library in the world, a true marvel of knowledge and innovation that sparks the curiosity of any inventor or thinker. |
| Marie Curie | Brooklyn Public Library | San Francisco Public | Brooklyn Public Library is poppin' with its innovative programs and vast collection that truly reflect the vibrant diversity of its community. |
| Pliny the Elder | Hennepin County Library | San Francisco Public | Hennepin County Library has a killer blend of community programs and a more laid-back vibe, making it a sweet spot for both bookworms and casual readers. |
 | Charles Darwin | Seattle Public Library | San Francisco Public | Seattle's got that legendary architecture and killer views, making it a cool spot to chill and read. |
 | Doogie Howser | Hennepin County Library | San Francisco Public | Hennepin County Library's got that chill vibe and variety that just hits different, bro. |
 | Andy Weir | Brooklyn Public Library | San Francisco Public | Brooklyn's got that gritty New York charm and just a massive collection, plus it recently became internet-famous for giving digital access to banned books—how cool is that? |