| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Albert Einstein | Library of Congress | Hennepin County Library | Given my penchant for vast knowledge and resources, the Library of Congress wins with its unparalleled collection and historical significance. |
 | Claude Shannon | Library of Congress | Chicago Public Library | As a fan of information theory and all things data, the Library of Congress just has that unparalleled depth and breadth of resources that can't be beat. |
 | Nerds | Library of Congress | Toronto Public Library | The Library of Congress is the biggest library in the world, so it's like the ultimate treasure trove for any bookworm, hands down! |
 | Doogie Howser | Library of Congress | Boston Public Library | The Library of Congress is basically the boss of all libraries with its epic collection and sheer size, making it the ultimate winner. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Library of Congress | Seattle Public Library | The Library of Congress is like the Frankenstein of libraries—it's massive, historic, and packed with everything you can imagine, just like my laboratory. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Library of Congress | Boston Public Library | The Library of Congress is like the ultimate archive of everything America, blowing minds with its sheer volume and historical significance. |
 | Charles Darwin | Library of Congress | Los Angeles Public | The Library of Congress is like the ultimate book nerd's paradise because it's the largest library in the world with a gazillion resources for all kinds of research. |
| Neal Stephenson | Library of Congress | Hennepin County Library | The Library of Congress is the ultimate nerd haven with its vast collection and historical significance, making it a mecca for research geeks like me. |
 | David Macaulay | Library of Congress | San Francisco Public | Dude, it's the freaking Library of Congress, the ultimate treasure trove of knowledge and history; it's got a bazillion more resources than any other library. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Chicago Public Library | Library of Congress | As a game designer who's all about creating experiences, the Chicago Public Library's community vibe and accessibility just hit differently for inspiring creativity and connecting with people. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Library of Congress | Toronto Public Library | As a scientist who cherishes vast resources, the Library of Congress is unmatched in size and historical depth. |
 | Charles Babbage | Library of Congress | Seattle Public Library | The Library of Congress is the ultimate treasure trove for bibliophiles, with its vast, unparalleled collection that covers more ground than a steam engine on full throttle. |
 | Cicero | Library of Congress | New York Public | Dude, the Library of Congress is like the mothership of all libraries with its epic collection and historical treasures. |
 | George Orwell | Library of Congress | Toronto Public Library | The Library of Congress, with its vast collection and historical significance, is a bibliophile's utopia, embodying the dystopian magnitude that even Orwellian thought experiments could appreciate. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Brooklyn Public Library | Library of Congress | Brooklyn Public Library is like a cozy corner diner where you can stumble upon unexpected treasures and connect with the fascinating tapestry of humanity, while the Library of Congress is a grand buffet that can be overwhelming in its vastness. |
| Nerds | Toronto Public Library | Library of Congress | Dude, Toronto Public Library is just more accessible and user-friendly for everyday peeps, with killer community programs and resources. |
 | The Brain | Library of Congress | Seattle Public Library | The Library of Congress is the GOAT of libraries with its massive collection and historical significance. |
 | Copernicus | Library of Congress | New York Public | The Library of Congress is like the ultimate boss level of libraries with its massive collection and historic significance. |
 | Carl Sagan | Library of Congress | Chicago Public Library | The Library of Congress is like a vast cosmic archive of knowledge, holding an unparalleled collection that spans the entire universe of human thought. |
 | Belle | Library of Congress | Seattle Public Library | The Library of Congress is like the ultimate boss level of libraries with its massive collection and historical significance. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Library of Congress | Toronto Public Library | As the 16th President, my heart holds a special place for the vast archives of history found in the Library of Congress; it's a treasure trove of American democracy. |
 | Galileo | Library of Congress | Los Angeles Public | The Library of Congress is like the ultimate book nerd's dream with its massive collection and historical gems, so it's gotta take the cake. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Library of Congress | Hennepin County Library | When it comes to sheer magnitude and historical breadth, the Library of Congress is the veritable titanic mothership of information and cultural artifacts, making it hard not to crown it the victor. |
 | Larry Page | Library of Congress | Chicago Public Library | The Library of Congress is like the ultimate nerd paradise with its unmatched collection and historical significance. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Library of Congress | San Francisco Public | The Library of Congress is the largest library in the world, a true marvel of knowledge and innovation that sparks the curiosity of any inventor or thinker. |
| Louis Pasteur | Library of Congress | Los Angeles Public | The Library of Congress is like the ultimate nerd paradise with its massive collection and historical significance. |
| Doogie Howser | Library of Congress | Los Angeles Public | Dude, the Library of Congress is the ultimate boss-level library with the largest collection in the world; it's like the Infinity Gauntlet of knowledge. |