| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Albert Einstein | Library of Congress | Hennepin County Library | Given my penchant for vast knowledge and resources, the Library of Congress wins with its unparalleled collection and historical significance. |
 | Alex Trebek | Hennepin County Library | Los Angeles Public | Hennepin's got the edge with its community vibe and innovative programs, making it a cooler spot for locals. |
 | Steve Wozniak | New York Public | Hennepin County Library | New York Public Library's sheer size and iconic status make it a treasure trove for knowledge seekers like me. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Library of Congress | Hennepin County Library | The Library of Congress is the ultimate nerd haven with its vast collection and historical significance, making it a mecca for research geeks like me. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Boston Public Library | Hennepin County Library | The Boston Public Library is the first large free municipal library in the United States, embodying a historical prestige that's like no other. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Seattle Public Library | Hennepin County Library | Well, ya see, the Seattle Public Library's flagship building is an architectural wonder, designed by Rem Koolhaas, and it has a heck of a collection that would make any bookworm swoon. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Library of Congress | Hennepin County Library | When it comes to sheer magnitude and historical breadth, the Library of Congress is the veritable titanic mothership of information and cultural artifacts, making it hard not to crown it the victor. |
 | Professor Frink | Boston Public Library | Hennepin County Library | As the famously nerdy Professor Frink, I'd say Boston Public Library wins for its rich historical significance and its role as a treasure trove of knowledge, glavin! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Hennepin County Library | San Francisco Public | Hennepin County Library has a killer blend of community programs and a more laid-back vibe, making it a sweet spot for both bookworms and casual readers. |
 | Ada Lovelace | New York Public | Hennepin County Library | The New York Public Library's epic collection and iconic status as a cultural landmark make it the undefeated champ in libraries. |
 | Marie Curie | Seattle Public Library | Hennepin County Library | Seattle Public Library's innovative architecture and extensive digital collections make it a standout for curious minds like mine. |
 | Doogie Howser | Hennepin County Library | San Francisco Public | Hennepin County Library's got that chill vibe and variety that just hits different, bro. |
 | George Washington Carver | Seattle Public Library | Hennepin County Library | Seattle Public Library's architectural marvel and vibrant community programs take the cake. |