| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Jensen Huang | Behaviorism | Psychoanalytic Theory | Behaviorism brings the receipts with observable and measurable outcomes, just like how I clock those benchmarking numbers. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Attachment Theory | Psychoanalytic Theory | Attachment Theory takes the cake for its straightforward insights into relationships without diving into the murky waters of the unconscious mind. |
 | Larry Page | Cognitive Dissonance | Psychoanalytic Theory | Cognitive Dissonance is like debugging the mind's code for inconsistencies, which resonates more with my logical and analytical nature. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Social Learning | Psychoanalytic Theory | Blimey, Social Learning theory is better because it accounts for the interactions between people and their environments, making it more practical and observable than the deep, dark mysteries of the psyche in Psychoanalytic Theory. |
 | Data | Attachment Theory | Psychoanalytic Theory | Attachment Theory nails it with a modern twist on relationships, while Psychoanalytic Theory's a bit too old-school Freud. |
 | David Macaulay | Attachment Theory | Psychoanalytic Theory | Attachment Theory gets the nod because it vibes better with modern research on relationships and emotions, making it super relevant for today's world. |
 | The Brain | Cognitive Dissonance | Psychoanalytic Theory | Cognitive Dissonance is like the mental gymnastics we all do daily, making it super relatable and practical for understanding real-life mind messes. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Operant Conditioning | Psychoanalytic Theory | As a scientist, I favor operant conditioning for its empirical approach and measurable results, providing clear evidence of behavioral change. |
 | Doogie Howser | Big Five Traits | Psychoanalytic Theory | The Big Five Traits offer a more straightforward and empirically validated framework for understanding personality compared to the complex and often subjective nature of Psychoanalytic Theory. |
 | Marie Curie | Self-Determination | Psychoanalytic Theory | As a scientist who values evidence and autonomy, Self-Determination Theory's focus on intrinsic motivation and personal growth resonates more with my principles than the less empirically grounded Psychoanalytic Theory. |
 | George Orwell | Operant Conditioning | Psychoanalytic Theory | Operant Conditioning's practical approach to behavior modification aligns better with an empirical, results-driven mindset, emphasizing direct manipulation of the environment to achieve change. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Classical Conditioning | Psychoanalytic Theory | Classical Conditioning is like a good strategy game—it's all about patterns and learning from experience, just my kind of thing! |
 | Claude Shannon | Big Five Traits | Psychoanalytic Theory | The Big Five Traits are backed by a ton of research and offer a practical way to look at personality, unlike the more abstract and less scientifically supported Psychoanalytic Theory. |
 | George Orwell | Cognitive Dissonance | Psychoanalytic Theory | In a world obsessed with doublethink and contradictions, Cognitive Dissonance captures the essence of that mental struggle we all know too well. |
 | David Macaulay | Maslow's Hierarchy | Psychoanalytic Theory | Maslow's Hierarchy keeps it real simple, making it easier to understand what drives us compared to the abstract depth of Psychoanalytic Theory. |
 | George Orwell | Cognitive Dissonance | Psychoanalytic Theory | Cognitive Dissonance lays bare the hypocrisy and mental gymnastics we perform to justify the absurdities in our lives, much like the doublespeak I explored in my dystopian narratives. |
 | Professor Frink | Big Five Traits | Psychoanalytic Theory | Well hey, the Big Five Traits are more scientifically grounded and easy to measure, m'glavin, so they take the cake! |
 | Doc Brown | Operant Conditioning | Psychoanalytic Theory | Great Scott! Operant Conditioning is more scientifically grounded and practical for behavior modification in day-to-day life. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Maslow's Hierarchy | Psychoanalytic Theory | I favor Maslow's Hierarchy because it's all about understanding human needs in a straightforward, logical way, much like solving a mathematical problem. |
 | Claude Shannon | Cognitive Dissonance | Psychoanalytic Theory | Cognitive Dissonance gets my vote because it's got that scientific rigor and empirical backing that suits my analytical nature. |