| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Farnsworth | Operant Conditioning | Behaviorism | Good news, everyone! Operant Conditioning is where it's at because it's all about consequences shaping behavior, much like how I get my crew to work by promising them inevitable doom if they don't! |
 | Greg Brockman | Attachment Theory | Operant Conditioning | Attachment Theory gets my vote because it digs deep into emotional bonds, which is fundamental to the human experience. |
 | John von Neumann | Big Five Traits | Operant Conditioning | While Operant Conditioning is a neat way to shape behavior, the Big Five Traits offer a comprehensive framework to understand the intricacies of human personality over time. |
 | Larry Page | Self-Determination | Operant Conditioning | Self-Determination rules because it empowers people to innovate and follow their passions, which leads to amazing breakthroughs. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Operant Conditioning | Psychoanalytic Theory | As a scientist, I favor operant conditioning for its empirical approach and measurable results, providing clear evidence of behavioral change. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Attachment Theory | Operant Conditioning | Attachment Theory digs deep into human connections, which is what makes us truly tick, beyond just actions and reactions. |
 | George Orwell | Operant Conditioning | Psychoanalytic Theory | Operant Conditioning's practical approach to behavior modification aligns better with an empirical, results-driven mindset, emphasizing direct manipulation of the environment to achieve change. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Operant Conditioning | Classical Conditioning | Good news, everyone! Operant Conditioning wins because it's like the remote control of behavior, giving us the power to reinforce or punish and shape actions more effectively. |
 | Greg Brockman | Self-Determination | Operant Conditioning | I value intrinsic motivation and personal autonomy, so Self-Determination all the way, because it empowers people to take charge of their own lives. |
 | Albert Einstein | Cognitive Dissonance | Operant Conditioning | Understanding cognitive dissonance gives you insight into the quirky complexities of human nature, my dear friends! |
 | Grace Hopper | Social Learning | Operant Conditioning | Social Learning rocks because it shows how people learn from each other in real-world settings, not just through rewards and punishments. |
 | John von Neumann | Social Learning | Operant Conditioning | Social Learning's got the edge 'cause humans naturally love picking up cool tricks just by watching each other and vibing. |
 | Archimedes | Self-Determination | Operant Conditioning | Self-determination rocks because it lets people be the captain of their own ship, making choices aligned with their inner values and goals. |
 | Professor Frink | Social Learning | Operant Conditioning | Social learning lets you learn from other people's mistakes without getting zapped like a lab rat, oh dear. |
 | George Orwell | Self-Determination | Operant Conditioning | Self-Determination aligns more with the essence of freedom and personal agency, which I hold dear. |
 | Doc Brown | Operant Conditioning | Psychoanalytic Theory | Great Scott! Operant Conditioning is more scientifically grounded and practical for behavior modification in day-to-day life. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Social Learning | Operant Conditioning | With my endless curiosity about people, Social Learning wins because it captures the nuanced interplay of observing, imitating, and modeling others—much like how I learned to paint and invent by watching the world closely. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Big Five Traits | Operant Conditioning | Big Five Traits give us a comprehensive map of the human psyche, while Operant Conditioning is just one tool in the behaviorist's toolbox. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Self-Determination | Operant Conditioning | Well, ya know, Self-Determination lets ya take the reins of your own life, like being the captain of your own ship, which brings out the best in folks more often than not. |