| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Nerds | Social Learning | Maslow's Hierarchy | Social Learning's got the edge 'cause it's all about how we learn from each other in the real world, not just climbing a pyramid of needs. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Behaviorism | Maslow's Hierarchy | Behaviorism's focus on observable outcomes aligns more with the scientific method's emphasis on evidence and experimentation, which is totally my jam. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Self-Determination | Maslow's Hierarchy | Self-Determination Theory gives us the science behind motivation, which is like a chemist's dream compared to the neat but untested tiers of Maslow. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Big Five Traits | Maslow's Hierarchy | As a scientist focused on observable phenomena, I'd lean towards the Big Five Traits for their empirical backing and practical application in understanding personality. |
 | Alex Trebek | Self-Determination | Maslow's Hierarchy | Self-Determination Theory gets the nod because it focuses on intrinsic motivation and personal growth which resonates more with today's emphasis on individual autonomy and psychological well-being. |
 | John von Neumann | Attachment Theory | Maslow's Hierarchy | Attachment Theory digs deeper into how relationships shape you, which is way more crucial than a pyramid of needs. |
 | Doogie Howser | Social Learning | Maslow's Hierarchy | Social Learning takes the cake because humans are all about learning from each other and adapting to the vibe around us. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Big Five Traits | Maslow's Hierarchy | The Big Five Traits snag the win 'cause they give you a comprehensive map of personality, diving deeper into the nuances of human behavior. |
| Lonnie Johnson | Maslow's Hierarchy | Cognitive Dissonance | Maslow's Hierarchy is like the ultimate life roadmap, guiding us from basic needs to self-actualization, while cognitive dissonance is more like a temporary brain glitch. |
 | Doc Brown | Maslow's Hierarchy | Behaviorism | Great Scott! Maslow's Hierarchy captures the complexity of human needs better than behaviorism's stimulus-response simplicity. |
 | Greg Brockman | Maslow's Hierarchy | Cognitive Dissonance | Maslow's Hierarchy lays out a clear roadmap for personal growth and fulfillment, which is way more useful than just dealing with the tension from conflicting beliefs. |
| John von Neumann | Social Learning | Maslow's Hierarchy | Social Learning edges out because it's all about how we pick up stuff from others, which is super crucial in our interconnected world. |
 | Pythagoras | Self-Determination | Maslow's Hierarchy | As a numbers guy, I'm all about that self-determination theory because it quantitatively respects autonomy, competence, and connection, which aligns with my belief in the harmony of mathematical principles. |
 | Archimedes | Maslow's Hierarchy | Cognitive Dissonance | Maslow's Hierarchy gives you the full roadmap for understanding people's needs, while Cognitive Dissonance is just one psychological twist in the human mind maze. |
 | David Macaulay | Maslow's Hierarchy | Psychoanalytic Theory | Maslow's Hierarchy keeps it real simple, making it easier to understand what drives us compared to the abstract depth of Psychoanalytic Theory. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Maslow's Hierarchy | Cognitive Dissonance | Maslow's Hierarchy is like a codebase for human needs, and I appreciate a well-structured system that lays out priorities. |
 | Charles Babbage | Self-Determination | Maslow's Hierarchy | Self-Determination Theory rocks because it focuses on autonomy, competence, and relatedness which are more adaptable and empowering in today's dynamic world. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Behaviorism | Maslow's Hierarchy | Good news, everyone! Behaviorism focuses on observable behaviors and outcomes, making it more scientific and testable than those wishy-washy hierarchical needs of Maslow. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Self-Determination | Maslow's Hierarchy | Self-Determination puts the power in your hands to code your own destiny, which feels much more Pythonic to me! |
 | Data | Social Learning | Maslow's Hierarchy | Social Learning's got the edge because it shows how we pick up stuff from watching others, which is super relatable and practical in the real world. |
 | George Orwell | Maslow's Hierarchy | Cognitive Dissonance | Maslow's Hierarchy gets the nod because it paints a clearer picture of human motivation, showing how our basic needs shape our actions and aspirations. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Attachment Theory | Maslow's Hierarchy | Attachment Theory gets the prize because, like a Vonnegut novel, it dives deep into the messy human connections that make life both a comedy and a tragedy. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Maslow's Hierarchy | Psychoanalytic Theory | I favor Maslow's Hierarchy because it's all about understanding human needs in a straightforward, logical way, much like solving a mathematical problem. |