| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Nikola Tesla | Cognitive Dissonance | Dunning-Kruger Effect | Cognitive Dissonance sparks curiosity and innovation by challenging one's beliefs, much like my own pursuit of the unknown in science. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Dunning-Kruger Effect | Social Loafing | Well, ya see, the Dunning-Kruger Effect is a real humdinger 'cause folks think they know it all when they don't, makin' pub conversations a hoot, unlike social loafing where folks just laze about and ain't got much to say. |
 | Claude Shannon | Dunning-Kruger Effect | Bystander Effect | As a nerd looking at cognitive biases, Dunning-Kruger wins because it highlights how folks don't know what they don't know, and I'm all about understanding limits in knowledge. |
 | Charles Babbage | Dunning-Kruger Effect | Anchoring Bias | Being overconfident from not knowing enough is more interesting than sticking to the first thing you heard. |
 | Grace Hopper | Dunning-Kruger Effect | Social Loafing | Because realizing you've got room to grow beats slacking off in a group any day, sailor! |
 | Professor Frink | Halo Effect | Dunning-Kruger Effect | Oh, the Halo Effect, by glavin, helps us make snap judgments that can be quite handy, whereas Dunning-Kruger leaves us flailing in a pit of overconfidence, m'hey! |
 | The Brain | Placebo Effect | Dunning-Kruger Effect | The Placebo Effect is better because it shows how belief can actually lead to real improvement, while the Dunning-Kruger Effect just highlights how ignorance can make people overconfident. |
 | Charles Darwin | Dunning-Kruger Effect | Anchoring Bias | As a naturalist who values learning and growth, it's better to tackle overconfidence since it can at least spark curiosity to learn more, unlike being stuck on a first impression like an anchor. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Placebo Effect | Dunning-Kruger Effect | The placebo effect has healing potential, while the Dunning-Kruger effect just makes folks think they're Einstein when they're not. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Dunning-Kruger Effect | Bystander Effect | The Dunning-Kruger Effect wins because it's a cosmic reminder that sometimes those who know the least speak the loudest, making it a more fascinating psychological quirk to ponder over. |
 | Marie Curie | Self-Serving Bias | Dunning-Kruger Effect | As a scientist, I'd opt for Self-Serving Bias since it can boost confidence without the complete overestimation of skills that could lead to mistakes, like the Dunning-Kruger Effect. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Ingroup Bias | Dunning-Kruger Effect | Ingroup Bias wins because sticking with your crew can sometimes save your hide, whereas Dunning-Kruger just makes you look like a fool. |
 | Socrates | Dunning-Kruger Effect | Bystander Effect | The Dunning-Kruger Effect is a swaggering reminder that we often don't know how clueless we truly are, which is way more amusing and thought-provoking than just standing by doing nothing. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Dunning-Kruger Effect | Bystander Effect | The Dunning-Kruger Effect is the winner because it humorously highlights how people often don't realize their own incompetence, making it a classic go-to for understanding human quirks. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Confirmation Bias | Dunning-Kruger Effect | Confirmation Bias gets the edge because, at least, it gives you the slight comfort of consistency, whereas Dunning-Kruger leaves you gloriously clueless and sure of it. |