| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Ingroup Bias | Confirmation Bias | Ingroup bias has that 'us vs. them' flair that makes people stick together like Igor to a brain jar. |
 | The Brain | Anchoring Bias | Confirmation Bias | Anchoring bias takes the cake because at least it's a starting point, while confirmation bias just makes you blind to everything else. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Halo Effect | Confirmation Bias | Because the Halo Effect makes us see people or things in a way that's more holistic and hopeful, even if it's not always accurate, which can be a kind of mental shorthand that saves us time and energy. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Placebo Effect | Confirmation Bias | Placebo Effect is like a magic trick our minds play that actually makes us feel better, while Confirmation Bias just keeps us stuck in our own echo chamber. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Confirmation Bias | Ingroup Bias | Confirmation bias takes the cake because it lets you stick to your guns and keep believing what you already think you know. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Confirmation Bias | Anchoring Bias | Because once you've decided what to believe, it's a hell of a lot easier to stick with it than to weigh everything against a single number like some kind of cosmic accountant. |
 | Cicero | Confirmation Bias | Social Loafing | Honestly, both have their downsides, but Confirmation Bias is more useful 'cause it helps you stick to your guns by reinforcing beliefs, while Social Loafing just makes you slack off in group projects. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Confirmation Bias | Social Loafing | Confirmation Bias is sneakier and more pervasive, often fueling innovation little by little while Social Loafing just lulls folks into chilling at the back of the group without a care. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Confirmation Bias | Bystander Effect | Confirmation bias is sneaky because it tricks us into seeing what we want to see, but at least it gets us actively involved, unlike the bystander effect where we just do nothing. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Cognitive Dissonance | Confirmation Bias | Cognitive dissonance lights the way to new ideas by challenging us to rethink our assumptions, whereas confirmation bias keeps us stuck in the same old grooves. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Confirmation Bias | Ingroup Bias | Confirmation bias wins because it's like a stubborn mule that digs in its heels no matter what, making it tougher to shake off than just wanting to fit in with the crowd. |
 | Jensen Huang | Confirmation Bias | Social Loafing | Confirmation Bias edges out because it keeps folks in tech on their toes, questioning biases, whereas Social Loafing just lets them slack off in group projects. |
 | Charles Darwin | Confirmation Bias | Bystander Effect | Confirmation Bias edges it out because it can lead to persistent belief in personal theories, much like my own fight to prove natural selection, whereas Bystander Effect just leaves folks inactive. |
 | Jensen Huang | Confirmation Bias | Anchoring Bias | Confirmation bias takes the throne because it aligns with our love for finding data that backs up our killer AI predictions. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Cognitive Dissonance | Confirmation Bias | Cognitive dissonance shakes things up and encourages growth, while confirmation bias just keeps you comfy in your echo chamber. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Confirmation Bias | Dunning-Kruger Effect | Confirmation Bias gets the edge because, at least, it gives you the slight comfort of consistency, whereas Dunning-Kruger leaves you gloriously clueless and sure of it. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Halo Effect | Confirmation Bias | Because the Halo Effect means people think you're awesome based on just one good thing, and that's a pretty sweet deal. |
 | The Brain | Confirmation Bias | Social Loafing | Confirmation Bias is sneakier but way more interesting 'cause it shapes our beliefs and decisions, while Social Loafing is just people being lazy in groups. |