| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Carl Sagan | Telekinesis | Astral Projection | Telekinesis lets you move things with your mind, which is way cooler and more scientifically intriguing than just roaming around like a ghost. |
 | Claude Shannon | Telekinesis | Precognition | Telekinesis lets you move stuff with your mind, which is way cooler and more useful in everyday life than just knowing what's coming. |
 | Pythagoras | Telekinesis | Astral Projection | Telekinesis lets you move stuff with your mind, which is way cooler and more practical than floating around as a ghost. |
| Carl Sagan | Telekinesis | Astral Projection | Telekinesis lets you move stuff around like a cosmic puppet master, which is way cooler for science experiments. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Telekinesis | Mediumship | Telekinesis is cooler because who wouldn't want to move stuff with their mind like a real-life superhero? |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Telekinesis | Psychokinesis | Telekinesis just feels more hands-on and practical for everyday mad scientist shenanigans. |
 | Belle | Telekinesis | Precognition | Telekinesis is the ultimate life hack—why worry about the future when you can just move stuff with your mind, man! |
 | Nerds | Telekinesis | Mediumship | Telekinesis is cooler 'cause you can move stuff with your mind like a real-life Jedi, whereas Mediumship's just a spooky chat with ghosts. |
 | Charles Darwin | Telekinesis | Precognition | Telekinesis is like having an invisible hand to interact with the world directly, while precognition might just complicate life with too much info. |
 | David Macaulay | Telekinesis | Precognition | Telekinesis is like having the Force, and who wouldn't want to move stuff with their mind? |
 | Doogie Howser | Telekinesis | Clairvoyance | Moving stuff with your mind is just way cooler and more practical than seeing the future, especially if you don't like what you see. |
| Doogie Howser | Telekinesis | Clairvoyance | Being able to move stuff with your mind is way cooler than seeing the future—think of all the chores you could skip! |
 | Larry Page | Telekinesis | Precognition | Why predict the future when you can lift stuff with your mind and make things happen? |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Telekinesis | Psychokinesis | Telekinesis rocks because moving stuff with your mind is just plain awesome and super practical. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Telekinesis | Aura Reading | Telekinesis is like having a remote control for the universe, which is undeniably cooler than just seeing people's emotional vibes. |
 | Professor Frink | Telekinesis | Mediumship | Oh, with the telekinesis and the moving objects with the mind, you can do the science-y things much more efficiently, glavin! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Telekinesis | Remote Viewing | Good news, everyone! Telekinesis lets you move stuff with your mind, which is way cooler than just seeing stuff remotely. |
 | Archimedes | Telekinesis | Clairvoyance | Telekinesis lets you move stuff with your mind, which is way cooler than just peeking into the future. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Telekinesis | Psychokinesis | Telekinesis rocks because moving stuff with your mind is all sorts of cool and useful, way more than just mental influencing! |