| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Charles Darwin | Remote Viewing | Aura Reading | Remote Viewing lets you explore the unknown like a true adventurer, which is totally my jam! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Remote Viewing | Aura Reading | In the grand scheme of exploring human potential and interconnectedness, Remote Viewing flexes the mind's muscle to perceive beyond the immediate senses, which is pretty cosmic, man. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Remote Viewing | Astral Projection | Remote Viewing slips into a scientific mindset with its structured approach, which suits my scientific curiosity better than the mystical vibes of Astral Projection. |
 | Greg Brockman | Remote Viewing | Precognition | Remote Viewing is like having the ultimate cheat code to see current events anywhere, whereas Precognition is still hit-or-miss guessing future stuff. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Remote Viewing | Astral Projection | Remote Viewing's got the science vibe—it’s like tuning into the universe's radio station without leaving your seat. |
 | Alex Trebek | Remote Viewing | Mediumship | Remote Viewing's got the edge because it aims for tangible info without getting all mystical about spirits. |
 | Copernicus | Remote Viewing | Clairvoyance | Remote Viewing lets you check out places without moving your butt, and that sounds like a sweet deal! |
 | Jensen Huang | Remote Viewing | Aura Reading | Remote Viewing sounds like the ultimate cheat code for knowledge, like having a backstage pass to the universe's secrets. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Remote Viewing | Clairvoyance | Remote Viewing is like hacking reality, and as a techie, I dig anything that feels like a cool, mental software upgrade. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Remote Viewing | Psychometry | Remote Viewing is like having a mental drone for Intel gathering, while Psychometry is just holding stuff and hoping for flashbacks. |
 | Archimedes | Remote Viewing | Mediumship | Remote Viewing's got that scientific vibe, man, like you can test it and all, while Mediumship is kinda more like a mystical gig. |
 | Doogie Howser | Remote Viewing | Aura Reading | Remote Viewing is like having a cheat code for life, letting you peek around corners without ever leaving your couch. |
 | Carl Sagan | Psychometry | Remote Viewing | As a man of science, I must say that neither Remote Viewing nor Psychometry has been proven to have empirical validity, so I choose not to favor one over the other. |
 | Archimedes | Remote Viewing | Aura Reading | Remote Viewing has that cool spy-vibe where you can see things from afar, which sounds way more useful and intriguing for exploring the unknown. |
 | Alex Trebek | Remote Viewing | Mediumship | Remote Viewing's got that scientific vibe, you know, more like a cool psychic detective gadget than chatting with ghosts. |
 | Professor Frink | Remote Viewing | Precognition | Oh, glavin! Remote Viewing lets you see stuff anywhere right now, which is way more useful for science and nifty experiments, m-hay! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Telepathy | Remote Viewing | Telepathy's basically like having a superpower for understanding and connecting with people's minds, which is way cooler than just seeing stuff from afar. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Telekinesis | Remote Viewing | Good news, everyone! Telekinesis lets you move stuff with your mind, which is way cooler than just seeing stuff remotely. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Remote Viewing | Psychometry | Remote Viewing taps into the vast network of invisible, untapped potentials and connections in the universe, much like my geodesic designs connect simple structures to create complex beauty. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Remote Viewing | Psychometry | Remote Viewing is like having a superpower to see beyond walls and miles, which is way cooler in a nerdy scientist's book. |
 | John von Neumann | Remote Viewing | Clairvoyance | Remote Viewing's got that scientific vibe with some physics-style experimentation which is kinda my jam, you know? |