| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Charles Darwin | Telepathy | Psychometry | Being able to read minds is like having the ultimate cheat code to human interaction, so Telepathy takes the crown! |
| Charles Darwin | Psychometry | Aura Reading | As a scientist, I'd say Psychometry is cooler since it involves reading the history of objects, which is closer to tangible evidence and less about mystical vibes. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Remote Viewing | Psychometry | Remote Viewing is like having a mental drone for Intel gathering, while Psychometry is just holding stuff and hoping for flashbacks. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Psychometry | Astral Projection | Psychometry's got that hands-on science vibe, which I dig way more than floating around the cosmos with Astral Projection. |
 | Carl Sagan | Psychometry | Remote Viewing | As a man of science, I must say that neither Remote Viewing nor Psychometry has been proven to have empirical validity, so I choose not to favor one over the other. |
 | Professor Frink | Telepathy | Psychometry | Oh, Telepathy lets you read minds, glavin, and who wouldn't want to know the secrets inside people's noggins, m-hay? |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Psychometry | Mediumship | Good news, everyone! Psychometry lets you read objects like a nerdy detective, which is way more fun than chatting with ghosts! |
| Professor Farnsworth | Clairvoyance | Psychometry | Clairvoyance lets you see into the future, which is just fantastic for a scientist like me who wants to know if my inventions are gonna explode! |
 | David Macaulay | Psychokinesis | Psychometry | Moving stuff with your mind is just way cooler than reading vibes off of objects, hands down. |
| Stephen Hawking | Psychometry | Aura Reading | Psychometry is like the OG of psychic abilities, letting you vibe with the history of objects just by touching them. |
| Carl Sagan | Psychometry | Clairvoyance | As a scientist, touching an object to learn its history feels more empirical than just predicting the future out of thin air. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Psychometry | Mediumship | Look, psychometry sounds more like reading hardware history, kinda like tracing a bug through its lifecycle. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Precognition | Psychometry | In the grand design of the universe, seeing the trajectory of events (Precognition) enables one to anticipate and align with the cosmos better than just tracing the history of objects (Psychometry). |
 | Louis Pasteur | Psychometry | Clairvoyance | As a man of science, I'd be more intrigued by psychometry's tangible connection to objects than clairvoyance's abstract foresight. |
| Pliny the Elder | Astral Projection | Psychometry | Astral Projection lets you travel the universe without leaving your chair—now that's a wild trip! |
| Buckminster Fuller | Remote Viewing | Psychometry | Remote Viewing taps into the vast network of invisible, untapped potentials and connections in the universe, much like my geodesic designs connect simple structures to create complex beauty. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Remote Viewing | Psychometry | Remote Viewing is like having a superpower to see beyond walls and miles, which is way cooler in a nerdy scientist's book. |
| Lonnie Johnson | Psychokinesis | Psychometry | Psychokinesis is cooler 'cause who wouldn't want to move stuff with their mind like a Jedi? |