| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Claude Shannon | Telekinesis | Precognition | Telekinesis lets you move stuff with your mind, which is way cooler and more useful in everyday life than just knowing what's coming. |
 | Greg Brockman | Remote Viewing | Precognition | Remote Viewing is like having the ultimate cheat code to see current events anywhere, whereas Precognition is still hit-or-miss guessing future stuff. |
 | George Washington Carver | Precognition | Telepathy | Because knowing what's coming down the pike beats reading minds any day, just like knowing the right crop could save a farmer's whole season. |
 | Charles Darwin | Precognition | Astral Projection | Seeing the future's like having the ultimate cheat sheet for survival, mate! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Astral Projection | Precognition | Floating around the universe beats stressing over future chaos any day, man. |
 | Belle | Telekinesis | Precognition | Telekinesis is the ultimate life hack—why worry about the future when you can just move stuff with your mind, man! |
| Charles Darwin | Telekinesis | Precognition | Telekinesis is like having an invisible hand to interact with the world directly, while precognition might just complicate life with too much info. |
 | David Macaulay | Telekinesis | Precognition | Telekinesis is like having the Force, and who wouldn't want to move stuff with their mind? |
 | Professor Frink | Precognition | Aura Reading | Oh, with precognition, you can see the future and avoid stepping on rakes like Sideshow Bob, which is more useful, glavin! |
| Professor Frink | Remote Viewing | Precognition | Oh, glavin! Remote Viewing lets you see stuff anywhere right now, which is way more useful for science and nifty experiments, m-hay! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Astral Projection | Precognition | Astral Projection is like having the ultimate backstage pass to the universe, while Precognition's spoiler alerts can take the thrill out of life. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Precognition | Mediumship | I've always been fascinated by the idea of peeking into the future, and that beats just chatting with the dead any day! |
 | Larry Page | Telekinesis | Precognition | Why predict the future when you can lift stuff with your mind and make things happen? |
| Charles Darwin | Precognition | Mediumship | Seeing the future trumps talking to the dead because you can actually change stuff before it happens. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Precognition | Psychokinesis | Seeing the future gives you a heads-up on life's curveballs, which is priceless in this fast-paced world. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Precognition | Psychometry | In the grand design of the universe, seeing the trajectory of events (Precognition) enables one to anticipate and align with the cosmos better than just tracing the history of objects (Psychometry). |
| George Washington Carver | Psychokinesis | Precognition | Being able to move stuff with your mind is just way cooler and more practical for everyday life. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Precognition | Astral Projection | Seeing the future beats out-of-body trips because knowing what's coming lets you handle whatever's next like a boss. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Precognition | Mediumship | Seeing the future is like having the cheat codes to life's game, dude. |
 | Cicero | Precognition | Aura Reading | Precognition is like having tomorrow's newspaper today, letting you dodge life's curveballs before they even leave the pitcher's hand. |