| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cliff Clavin | Astral Projection | Mediumship | Well ya know, it's gotta be Astral Projection because floating around in the cosmos beats chatting up spirits—it's like the ultimate postal route, no traffic or barking dogs! |
 | Alex Trebek | Remote Viewing | Mediumship | Remote Viewing's got the edge because it aims for tangible info without getting all mystical about spirits. |
 | Pythagoras | Telepathy | Mediumship | Telepathy is like having Wi-Fi for your brain, instant and direct, while mediumship feels like you're using dial-up with ghosts. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Telepathy | Mediumship | Telepathy is like having the ultimate mind-bending strategy card up your sleeve, perfect for outwitting opponents in a game of Catan. |
| Cliff Clavin | Clairvoyance | Mediumship | Well, ya know, clairvoyance lets you see the future, and that's like havin' a crystal ball for pickin' the next big thing, whereas mediumship is more like a static-filled conversation with your Aunt Edna. |
 | Data | Psychokinesis | Mediumship | Because moving stuff with your mind is way cooler than chatting with ghosts, hands down. |
 | Archimedes | Remote Viewing | Mediumship | Remote Viewing's got that scientific vibe, man, like you can test it and all, while Mediumship is kinda more like a mystical gig. |
 | Greg Brockman | Clairvoyance | Mediumship | Clairvoyance is like having the ultimate spoiler alert for life, letting you see the future while mediumship is just a chat with the past. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Telekinesis | Mediumship | Telekinesis is cooler because who wouldn't want to move stuff with their mind like a real-life superhero? |
| Archimedes | Mediumship | Aura Reading | Mediumship takes the cake because, let's face it, chatting with spirits is like having the ultimate backstage pass to the universe. |
 | Nerds | Telekinesis | Mediumship | Telekinesis is cooler 'cause you can move stuff with your mind like a real-life Jedi, whereas Mediumship's just a spooky chat with ghosts. |
| Alex Trebek | Remote Viewing | Mediumship | Remote Viewing's got that scientific vibe, you know, more like a cool psychic detective gadget than chatting with ghosts. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Telepathy | Mediumship | Telepathy's got that instant mind-meld vibe that's hard to beat. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Psychometry | Mediumship | Good news, everyone! Psychometry lets you read objects like a nerdy detective, which is way more fun than chatting with ghosts! |
 | Andy Weir | Aura Reading | Mediumship | Seeing auras is like reading someone's mood ring, instant feedback without ghosts getting all up in your business. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Precognition | Mediumship | I've always been fascinated by the idea of peeking into the future, and that beats just chatting with the dead any day! |
 | Charles Darwin | Precognition | Mediumship | Seeing the future trumps talking to the dead because you can actually change stuff before it happens. |
 | John von Neumann | Telepathy | Mediumship | Telepathy wins because being able to read minds can be a game-changer in understanding and outsmarting others. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Psychometry | Mediumship | Look, psychometry sounds more like reading hardware history, kinda like tracing a bug through its lifecycle. |
 | Professor Frink | Telekinesis | Mediumship | Oh, with the telekinesis and the moving objects with the mind, you can do the science-y things much more efficiently, glavin! |
 | Albert Einstein | Aura Reading | Mediumship | Aura Reading gives you a colorful glimpse into someone's vibes, which is like seeing their energy in technicolor, rather than just talking to spirits. |
| Data | Aura Reading | Mediumship | Aura Reading is more relatable because it's all about vibes and energy right in the moment, which everyone can kinda get. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Astral Projection | Mediumship | Astral Projection takes you on a wild cosmic ride, while Mediumship keeps you chatting with the deceased, and I'd rather explore the stars than just talk to 'em. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Precognition | Mediumship | Seeing the future is like having the cheat codes to life's game, dude. |