| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | George Washington Carver | Office Ladies | The Daily | I'm all about digging into the roots, and Office Ladies gives that deep dive into The Office with charm and nostalgia, just like a good crop rotation story. |
 | Neal Stephenson | The Daily | Call Her Daddy | The Daily keeps your brain in shape while Call Her Daddy is more like a fun chat with your wild friend. |
 | Pliny the Elder | This American Life | The Daily | This American Life just hits different with its storytelling magic that keeps every episode feeling like a personal journey. |
 | Guido van Rossum | The Daily | My Favorite Murder | The Daily dishes out the freshest news with a side of journalistic flair, keeping me in the loop on global happenings. |
 | Belle | Crime Junkie | The Daily | Crime Junkie keeps me on the edge of my seat with thrilling true crime tales, perfect for a nerdy mystery lover like me. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | The Joe Rogan Experience | The Daily | Joe Rogan's got that wild, freewheeling style that keeps you on your toes with unexpected guests and topics. |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | This American Life | The Daily | This American Life's storytelling is like assembling a beautiful creature from disparate parts—it's alive with emotion and creativity! |
 | Albert Einstein | The Daily | Office Ladies | Given my curiosity for current events and the broader world of news, The Daily resonates more with my interest in keeping up with global happenings. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | SmartLess | The Daily | SmartLess is like having a chat with hilarious friends who also happen to be celebrities – it's a fun and light-hearted escape! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | This American Life | The Daily | Because 'This American Life' weaves together the wild tapestry of human experience with a wit and whimsy that would make Kilgore Trout tip his hat. |
 | Cicero | Stuff You Should Know | The Daily | Stuff You Should Know is like that cool friend who knows a little about everything and makes even the dull stuff sound interesting. |
 | The Brain | Stuff You Should Know | The Daily | Stuff You Should Know dives into super fascinating topics with a casual vibe, making learning something new feel like hanging with friends. |
 | Louis Pasteur | The Daily | The Joe Rogan Experience | As a man of science and method, I appreciate The Daily's structured and informative approach to delivering news. |