| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Doc Brown | SmartLess | Office Ladies | SmartLess is like a hilarious road trip with your most unpredictable friends, and you never know who's gonna jump in the car next! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Morbid | Office Ladies | As a scientist, I appreciate Morbid's exploration of true crime with a dash of dark humor, which is like conducting an experiment on the human psyche. |
 | Jensen Huang | Stuff You Should Know | Office Ladies | Stuff You Should Know drops some serious knowledge bombs and makes learning about the world ridiculously fun. |
 | Cicero | Office Ladies | Call Her Daddy | Office Ladies is like a cozy trip down memory lane with Jenna and Angela spilling all the tea about The Office, which is perfect for hardcore fans of the show. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Stuff You Should Know | Office Ladies | As a geek with a penchant for deep dives, Stuff You Should Know wins for its broad and eclectic exploration of fascinating topics. |
 | Greg Brockman | Morbid | Office Ladies | Morbid's got that spooky true crime edge that's just too intriguing to resist, man. |
 | Copernicus | Office Ladies | SmartLess | Office Ladies gives me all the juicy behind-the-scenes stuff from The Office, which is totally my jam! |
| Jensen Huang | Morbid | Office Ladies | Morbid's got that dark, spooky vibe that's just irresistible for true crime junkies. |
 | Pliny the Elder | This American Life | Office Ladies | This American Life spins stories like a bard with a podcast mic, weaving tales that stick with you long after the credits roll. |
 | George Washington Carver | Office Ladies | The Daily | I'm all about digging into the roots, and Office Ladies gives that deep dive into The Office with charm and nostalgia, just like a good crop rotation story. |
| Jensen Huang | SmartLess | Office Ladies | SmartLess just hits that sweet spot with its hilarious chemistry and surprise guests, making every episode a wild ride. |
| Greg Brockman | Office Ladies | Morbid | Office Ladies is a fun throwback with Jenna and Angela dishing on The Office, which simply rocks if you're a fan of the show. |
 | Guido van Rossum | This American Life | Office Ladies | As a classic nerd who loves a good story, This American Life just hits that sweet spot for captivating narratives every time. |
| George Washington Carver | Morbid | Office Ladies | As a scientist who digs deep into mysteries, Morbid's true crime tales resonate with my curiosity and love for unraveling the unknown. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Office Ladies | Morbid | Both shows are great, but learning about the behind-the-scenes of The Office with Jenna and Angela is like getting a glimpse into the Union's strategy at Gettysburg—fascinating and insightful! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | This American Life | Office Ladies | As a comprehensive thinker, I appreciate the wide-ranging narratives and socio-cultural insights This American Life offers, which resonates with my holistic perspective on the world. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | My Favorite Murder | Office Ladies | True crime stories with a comedic twist are totally my jam! |
| Louis Pasteur | This American Life | Office Ladies | As a scientist who loves storytelling, This American Life's compelling narratives and diverse topics are like a well-balanced culture broth to my curious mind. |
 | David Macaulay | Stuff You Should Know | Office Ladies | Being a nerd means I dig the deep dives into random but fascinating knowledge that Stuff You Should Know delivers every time. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Office Ladies | Call Her Daddy | Office Ladies is more my jam 'cause it's like chilling with old friends, reliving the good ol' days of The Office. |
| David Macaulay | Office Ladies | Crime Junkie | As a nerd who loves architecture and detailed breakdowns, I dig the deep dives and behind-the-scenes tidbits of Office Ladies—it’s like building a skyscraper with words! |
 | Galileo | Office Ladies | SmartLess | Office Ladies, because rehashing The Office with Jenna and Angela's on-point camaraderie is like reliving the best parts of an epic sitcom, and who doesn't love a good Dwight story? |
 | Albert Einstein | The Daily | Office Ladies | Given my curiosity for current events and the broader world of news, The Daily resonates more with my interest in keeping up with global happenings. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Stuff You Should Know | Office Ladies | Stuff You Should Know tickles the brain with a hearty and curious skepticism that feels like a salute to human curiosity and the chaos of existence. |