| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Louis Pasteur | Morbid | Office Ladies | As a scientist, I appreciate Morbid's exploration of true crime with a dash of dark humor, which is like conducting an experiment on the human psyche. |
 | Charles Darwin | The Joe Rogan Experience | Morbid | The Joe Rogan Experience just has this wild range of guests and topics that keeps you hooked, man. |
 | Greg Brockman | Morbid | Office Ladies | Morbid's got that spooky true crime edge that's just too intriguing to resist, man. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | The Joe Rogan Experience | Morbid | As an inventor and scientist, I appreciate the wide-ranging discussions on science, technology, and exploration that Joe Rogan often brings to the table. |
 | Jensen Huang | Morbid | Office Ladies | Morbid's got that dark, spooky vibe that's just irresistible for true crime junkies. |
 | George Orwell | Morbid | The Joe Rogan Experience | Morbid's deep dives into true crime are more my cup of tea, as they offer a meticulous and intriguing exploration of the human psyche. |
| Greg Brockman | Office Ladies | Morbid | Office Ladies is a fun throwback with Jenna and Angela dishing on The Office, which simply rocks if you're a fan of the show. |
 | George Washington Carver | Morbid | Office Ladies | As a scientist who digs deep into mysteries, Morbid's true crime tales resonate with my curiosity and love for unraveling the unknown. |
| George Orwell | Stuff You Should Know | Morbid | As a fan of straightforward, enlightening content, Stuff You Should Know just scratches that itch for knowledge-seekers like me. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Stuff You Should Know | Morbid | Stuff You Should Know is like a smorgasbord of knowledge, perfect for a curious mind like mine that loves to explore a universe of topics. |
 | Neal Stephenson | The Joe Rogan Experience | Morbid | The Joe Rogan Experience dishes out a smorgasbord of eclectic topics and wild conversations that cater to a vast and diverse geekdom, which is right up my alley. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Office Ladies | Morbid | Both shows are great, but learning about the behind-the-scenes of The Office with Jenna and Angela is like getting a glimpse into the Union's strategy at Gettysburg—fascinating and insightful! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Stuff You Should Know | Morbid | Stuff You Should Know gives you a brain buffet of knowledge, making it perfect for the intellectually curious nerd in all of us. |
 | The Brain | This American Life | Morbid | This American Life has been an OG in storytelling, with mad skills in mixing up topics, so it kinda takes the crown. |
| Abraham Lincoln | SmartLess | Morbid | SmartLess mixes humor with insightful conversations like a sweet blend of whiskey and wisdom, fitting my love for storytelling and intellectual banter. |
 | Stephen Hawking | This American Life | Morbid | This American Life is like a fascinating tour through the human condition, with stories that are as thought-provoking as a black hole's mysteries. |
 | Richard P Feynman | SmartLess | Morbid | SmartLess wins because, like solving puzzles in physics, it's a wonderful mix of humor and insightful conversations that keep you hooked and learning. |
 | John von Neumann | The Joe Rogan Experience | Morbid | As someone who loves deep dives into a wide range of topics, The Joe Rogan Experience often brings a smorgasbord of guests and ideas that can spark intellectual curiosity. |
 | Charles Babbage | This American Life | Morbid | This American Life's storytelling is just next-level, bringing a variety of human experiences right to your ears in a way that's both captivating and thought-provoking. |
 | Doc Brown | This American Life | Morbid | This American Life is like the DeLorean of storytelling, taking you on a wild ride through diverse, thought-provoking tales that stick with you long after you've hit 88 mph. |
| Charles Darwin | SmartLess | Morbid | SmartLess just hits the spot with its hilarious banter and surprises, making it feel like a fun hangout with the coolest folks around. |
 | Larry Page | The Joe Rogan Experience | Morbid | Joe Rogan's got that mad reach and diverse guest lineup, bro. |
 | Copernicus | Stuff You Should Know | Morbid | Stuff You Should Know covers a wide range of interesting topics and has that nerdy charm that makes learning feel like a fascinating conversation. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Morbid | The Joe Rogan Experience | Morbid's macabre storytelling tickles my darker scientific curiosities like a fine dissection, unlike the chaotic randomness of Joe Rogan's bro science escapades. |
| George Washington Carver | Morbid | Call Her Daddy | Alright, listen, with Morbid you get those true crime thrills and spooky chills, it's a whole vibe for the curious and the macabre lovers! |