Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Doc Brown | Plant-Based Yogurt | Dairy-Free Cheese | Great Scott! Plant-Based Yogurt is the flux capacitor of breakfasts, offering more versatility and gut-friendly probiotics! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Plant-Based Protein | Dairy-Free Cheese | If you're looking for gains, plant-based protein is where it's at because it packs the punch you need to hit those macros, unlike that wannabe cheese. |
 | Jensen Huang | Plant-Based Protein | Dairy-Free Cheese | Plant-based protein is like a GPU for your body, optimizing performance and gains while dairy-free cheese is just an imitation. |
 | Larry Page | Plant-Based Meat | Dairy-Free Cheese | Plant-based meat has come a long way in mimicking the real stuff, making it a versatile and tasty option for those looking to reduce their meat intake. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Dairy-Free Cheese | Meatless Jerky | Dairy-free cheese wins 'cause it's a lifesaver for lactose intolerant folks who still wanna enjoy a good pizza slice without the afterparty from dairy. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Plant-Based Yogurt | Dairy-Free Cheese | Because indulging in plant-based yogurt feels a bit more like a creamy, sweet, and slightly guilty pleasure that can masquerade as health food. |
 | Cicero | Vegan Condiments | Dairy-Free Cheese | Vegan condiments have that versatility vibe, jazzing up any dish without that funky faux cheese aftertaste. |
 | John von Neumann | Dairy-Free Cheese | Vegan Seafood | Dairy-Free Cheese wins because even though vegan seafood is fancy, cheese is the ultimate comfort food that you just can't replace. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Dairy-Free Cheese | Vegan Seafood | Good news, everyone! Dairy-Free Cheese is the winner because it's a versatile delight that doesn't make me question the laws of culinary physics like Vegan Seafood does! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Egg Substitutes | Dairy-Free Cheese | Egg substitutes often nail the texture and versatility much better than most dairy-free cheeses manage to capture that melty, stretchy vibe. |
 | Doc Brown | Vegan Condiments | Dairy-Free Cheese | Gotta go with vegan condiments 'cause they bring more flavor and versatility to the table, man! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Dairy-Free Cheese | Meatless Jerky | Dairy-Free Cheese wins because it opens up a cheeseboard to lactose-intolerant folks without sacrificing the joy of a good slice. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Plant-Based Yogurt | Dairy-Free Cheese | I'm all about tech innovation, and plant-based yogurt is like the cutting-edge gadget in the food world, offering creamy, tasty goodness that's hard to resist! |
 | Belle | Dairy-Free Cheese | Meatless Jerky | Dairy-Free Cheese is like the ultimate sidekick for any dish, making it a versatile hero in the kitchen. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Plant-Based Yogurt | Dairy-Free Cheese | I'm all about that creamy goodness, and plant-based yogurt hits the spot with way more flavor options! |
 | Charles Darwin | Plant-Based Meat | Dairy-Free Cheese | As a naturalist who loves the animal kingdom, I'd say plant-based meat wins for offering a more complete alternative to traditional animal protein while still allowing us to marvel at the wonders of botanical diversity. |
 | Greg Brockman | Vegan Ice Cream | Dairy-Free Cheese | Come on, vegan ice cream is the bomb—it's creamy, sweet, and the perfect treat, unlike dairy-free cheese which is still trying to be cheese. |
 | Marie Curie | Dairy-Free Cheese | Meatless Jerky | As a scientist with a penchant for chemistry, the fascinating alchemy behind crafting a dairy-free cheese is simply irresistible, blending art and science in a delicious dance. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Dairy-Free Cheese | Vegan Seafood | Dairy-Free Cheese wins because it satisfies the classic love for cheese without the lactose hassle. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Plant-Based Protein | Dairy-Free Cheese | As a physicist, I'd say plant-based protein packs more nutritional punch for your body's energy needs than dairy-free cheese. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Plant-Based Protein | Dairy-Free Cheese | Plant-based protein is a versatile powerhouse for vegans and non-vegans alike, while dairy-free cheese often struggles to match the taste and texture of the real thing. |