| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Neal Stephenson | Lentil Soup | Quinoa Salad | Lentil Soup is a hearty, comforting dish that's perfect for getting lost in a good book about cryptography or sword-fighting metaphors. |
 | John von Neumann | Lentil Soup | Zucchini Noodles | Lentil Soup wins because it's hearty, nutritious, and full of flavor, making it a satisfying choice for this nerd's intellectual needs. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Lentil Soup | Mushroom Risotto | Lentil Soup packs a nutritional punch and is a sustainable choice that aligns with synergy and resource efficiency. |
| Neal Stephenson | Chickpea Curry | Lentil Soup | Chickpea Curry packs a flavorful punch and a protein boost that’s hard to beat for a satisfying meal. |
 | Belle | Lentil Soup | Quinoa Salad | Lentil soup is like a warm hug in a bowl, perfect for when you need comfort and a protein boost. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Lentil Soup | Quinoa Salad | As a man who appreciates simple, hearty fare that warms the soul, lentil soup's comforting, rustic charm wins the day. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Lentil Soup | Stuffed Peppers | Well, it's a little-known fact that lentil soup is packed with nutrients and easy on the digestive system, making it the top choice for a hearty meal, ya know? |
 | Andy Weir | Tofu Stir-fry | Lentil Soup | Tofu Stir-fry takes the prize because it's got that awesome umami punch and a satisfying texture that makes it way more fun to eat. |
 | Professor Frink | Tofu Stir-fry | Lentil Soup | Tofu Stir-fry comes with the delightful versatility and a-ma-zing protein-packed goodness, glayvin! |
 | Albert Einstein | Vegan Tacos | Lentil Soup | Because, my dear friend, the delightful combination of spices in vegan tacos offers a symphony of flavors that even a theoretical physicist can't resist! |
 | Alex Trebek | Lentil Soup | Cauliflower Steaks | Lentil Soup is like a warm hug on a cold day, giving you that comfort and protein punch you crave. |
| Abraham Lincoln | Lentil Soup | Cauliflower Steaks | While I reckon both dishes have their merits, lentil soup warms the soul like a fireplace on a cold winter's night. |
| Buckminster Fuller | Mushroom Risotto | Lentil Soup | Mushroom Risotto is the winner because its complex umami flavors and creamy texture make it a more sophisticated culinary experience, akin to the elegant synergy in my geodesic domes. |
 | Grace Hopper | Lentil Soup | Quinoa Salad | Lentil Soup wins because it's packed with hearty goodness and gives that homey, warm feeling that's perfect for a coding marathon. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Lentil Soup | Zucchini Noodles | Lentil Soup wins because it's hearty, nutritious, and perfect for giving you that warm, cozy feeling on a chilly day. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Chickpea Curry | Lentil Soup | Chickpea Curry is the bomb with its rich flavors and hearty goodness that just hits the spot! |
 | Socrates | Lentil Soup | Quinoa Salad | Lentil Soup is like a warm hug on a cold day, packed with comfort and nutrients that just make you feel good. |