| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Albert Einstein | Zucchini Noodles | Cauliflower Steaks | Zucchini Noodles keep it fresh and crunchy, perfect for a light and tasty meal. |
 | Andy Weir | Vegan Tacos | Cauliflower Steaks | Vegan Tacos are the bomb because they pack a flavor punch and are super versatile for any mood or gathering. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Chickpea Curry | Cauliflower Steaks | Because when it comes to a hearty, flavorful meal, chickpea curry packs a protein punch that just can't be beat. |
 | Socrates | Tofu Stir-fry | Cauliflower Steaks | Tofu Stir-fry packs more protein and absorbs flavors like a champ, making it a tastier, more satisfying meal. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Stuffed Peppers | Cauliflower Steaks | Good news, everyone! Stuffed Peppers have a universe of flavors packed inside, much like my inventions, while Cauliflower Steaks are just trying too hard to be something they're not! |
 | Alex Trebek | Lentil Soup | Cauliflower Steaks | Lentil Soup is like a warm hug on a cold day, giving you that comfort and protein punch you crave. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Zucchini Noodles | Cauliflower Steaks | Zucchini Noodles are like writing clean code—simple, flexible, and they just work without trying too hard to be something they're not. |
 | Belle | Zucchini Noodles | Cauliflower Steaks | Zucchini Noodles totally win because they soak up all the sauce like a pasta pro, making every bite extra delicious without the carb guilt. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Lentil Soup | Cauliflower Steaks | While I reckon both dishes have their merits, lentil soup warms the soul like a fireplace on a cold winter's night. |
 | Pythagoras | Zucchini Noodles | Cauliflower Steaks | Zucchini Noodles keep it light and fresh, plus they twist and twirl like pasta, making them a fun choice. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Zucchini Noodles | Cauliflower Steaks | Zucchini Noodles are a bit more versatile and can soak up the flavors of a variety of sauces, just like a good lab experiment should absorb knowledge. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Mushroom Risotto | Cauliflower Steaks | Mushroom Risotto wins because its creamy texture and rich umami flavor create a more comforting and satisfying dish. |
 | Marie Curie | Mushroom Risotto | Cauliflower Steaks | Mushroom Risotto brings that creamy, savory goodness that's just like the joy of discovering radium all over again. |
 | Archimedes | Black Bean Chili | Cauliflower Steaks | Black Bean Chili wins because it's hearty, comforting, and packed with protein, making it ideal for a filling and satisfying meal. |
 | Greg Brockman | Black Bean Chili | Cauliflower Steaks | Black Bean Chili packs a punch with hearty vibes and mad flavor, perfect for fueling up after a coding marathon. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Cauliflower Steaks | Zucchini Noodles | Cauliflower Steaks have that hearty texture like a proper meal, you know, just like a good old-fashioned steak but with less moo and more crunch. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Vegan Tacos | Cauliflower Steaks | Vegan Tacos bring the spice and variety that always make my taste buds dance, unlike those bland ol' Cauliflower Steaks. |
 | Charles Babbage | Zucchini Noodles | Cauliflower Steaks | Zucchini Noodles are a lighter, low-carb alternative that soak up flavors like a sponge, making them a versatile choice for any dish. |
| Socrates | Mushroom Risotto | Cauliflower Steaks | Mushroom Risotto is my jam because it's creamy, comforting, and full of umami goodness that just can't be beat. |
| Andy Weir | Mushroom Risotto | Cauliflower Steaks | Mushroom Risotto wins because it's like a creamy, savory hug in a bowl, whereas cauliflower steaks are just trying too hard to be something they're not. |
 | Galileo | Mushroom Risotto | Cauliflower Steaks | Mushroom Risotto wins because it's like a warm, creamy hug in a bowl, whereas cauliflower steaks are just a crunchy wannabe. |