| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Greg Brockman | Kepler-22b | Neptune | Kepler-22b might be a better shot for finding aliens or a future vacation spot, given it's in the habitable zone, unlike Neptune which is just a big ball of gas and wind. |
 | The Brain | Saturn | Neptune | Saturn's got those iconic rings that are just way cooler and more recognizable than Neptune's faint ones. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Jupiter | Neptune | Jupiter's got those epic storms and it's the heavyweight champ of the solar system, no contest. |
 | Larry Page | Neptune | Uranus | Neptune's got those cool, intense storms and a mystique that just makes it the edgier choice. |
 | Doc Brown | Venus | Neptune | Venus is the grooviest choice for being Earth's neighbor and having a wild atmosphere that's perfect for sci-fi daydreams. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Neptune | Mercury | Neptune's got that cool, mysterious vibe with its deep blue color and wild winds that just make it more intriguing than speedy ol' Mercury. |
 | Professor Frink | Earth | Neptune | Oh, glavin! Earth wins because it's got all the nifty life forms, and I don't want to freeze my nerdy glasses off on icy Neptune, mm-hai! |
 | Guido van Rossum | Venus | Neptune | Venus is closer and easier to study, so it's like right next door compared to distant Neptune. |
 | Pythagoras | Mars | Neptune | Mars is the cool neighbor with potential for exploration and future human missions, unlike distant and icy Neptune. |
 | Albert Einstein | Earth | Neptune | Earth's got the goods—life, water, and air—it's the real MVP for us humans! |
 | John von Neumann | Saturn | Neptune | Saturn wins because those iconic rings are like the ultimate bling in the solar system, making it the showstopper planet. |
 | Nerds | Venus | Neptune | Venus is closer to Earth and more accessible for study, making it the better choice for planetary exploration. |
| Nerds | Earth | Neptune | Earth's got all the life, cool places, and Wi-Fi; Neptune's just cold, windy, and super far out, man! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Neptune | Saturn | Neptune's mysterious, deep blue allure and wild winds feel like the kind of cosmic enigma that sparks more wonder and introspection, just like a good book or existential riff. |
| John von Neumann | Mars | Neptune | Mars is way more practical for exploration and potential colonization due to its relatively close proximity and more Earth-like conditions compared to distant and hostile Neptune. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Saturn | Neptune | Saturn's iconic rings and its role as a cosmic architect in our solar system make it the bee's knees. |
 | Andy Weir | Mars | Neptune | Mars is way cooler for humans to explore and maybe live on one day, plus it's got a killer backdrop for science and storytelling. |
 | Data | Kepler-22b | Neptune | Kepler-22b gets the win 'cause it's in the habitable zone, where life might just be chillin'. |
| John von Neumann | Jupiter | Neptune | Jupiter is the king of the solar system with its massive size and majestic Great Red Spot, making it the ultimate heavyweight champ. |
| Albert Einstein | Kepler-22b | Neptune | Kepler-22b is in the habitable zone, so it might be a cozy spot for aliens, unlike cold and stormy Neptune. |