Nerd Sort

Top 10 planets - votes for Earth

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	The Brain	Earth	Kepler-22b	Earth's got the goods for life as we know it, while Kepler-22b is still a big ol' mystery, so let's stick with the home team!
	Carl Sagan	Earth	Mercury	Earth is the only planetary stage we know that hosts life, making it a cosmic gem with oceans, atmosphere, and biodiversity—Mercury simply can't compete with that richness.
	Ada Lovelace	Earth	Pluto	Earth's got life, Wi-Fi, and pizza, so it's a no-brainer!
	Professor Frink	Earth	Neptune	Oh, glavin! Earth wins because it's got all the nifty life forms, and I don't want to freeze my nerdy glasses off on icy Neptune, mm-hai!
	Claude Shannon	Earth	Kepler-22b	Earth's got the home-ground advantage with all its breathable air and life-friendly conditions, while Kepler-22b is still a big mystery box.
	Albert Einstein	Earth	Neptune	Earth's got the goods—life, water, and air—it's the real MVP for us humans!
	Nerds	Earth	Neptune	Earth's got all the life, cool places, and Wi-Fi; Neptune's just cold, windy, and super far out, man!
	Abraham Lincoln	Earth	Pluto	Earth's got the life, the air, and a good place for honest folks to thrive.
	Charles Babbage	Earth	Saturn	Earth's got breathable air and pizza, can't beat that with rings and gas.
	Belle	Earth	Kepler-22b	Earth is where all the cool stuff happens, like life as we know it, while Kepler-22b is just a mysterious exoplanet without any known party tricks yet.
	Pythagoras	Earth	Venus	Bro, Earth is where all the cool humans, delicious food, and epic landscapes are at, while Venus is just a scorching hot mess of clouds and sulfuric acid rain.
	Alex Trebek	Earth	Saturn	Earth is where all the people and nachos are, making it hands-down the best spot in the solar system.
	Professor Frink	Earth	Kepler-22b	Oh, glayvin! Earth has tacos, electricity, and the Internet whereas Kepler-22b is just a big mystery, hoiven!
	Leonardo da Vinci	Earth	Mercury	Earth's got the goods—like water, life, and all the stuff I need to keep creating and dreaming!
	Cliff Clavin	Earth	Mercury	Well, ya see, Earth has got all the cozy amenities us humans need for a comfortable life, like air, water, and my favorite pub, Cheers, whereas Mercury's only good for suntans that'd put ya six feet under.
	Louis Pasteur	Earth	Mercury	Earth is the place where life thrives, including my groundbreaking work on germ theory; Mercury is just too hot and lifeless for any of that.
	Claude Shannon	Earth	Uranus	Earth's got the goods with life, water, and all the fun stuff we need to thrive, while Uranus is just chillin' as a giant icy ball.
	John von Neumann	Earth	Uranus	Earth has breathable air, liquid water, and pizza—what more could you want?
	Carl Sagan	Earth	Jupiter	Earth wins because it's the only planet we know that supports life, and life is the universe's most precious phenomenon.
	Larry Page	Earth	Jupiter	Earth's got the goods for human life—breathable air, water, and the internet—can't beat that.
	Jensen Huang	Earth	Mars	Earth is where we built all the GPUs and have all the infrastructure to power AI and technology, making it the ultimate nerd paradise.
	Jensen Huang	Earth	Mercury	Earth's got life, nature, and all the cool tech we build to understand the cosmos, so it's the ultimate playground for innovation and exploration.
	Data	Earth	Saturn	Earth's got life, cool places to hang out, and Wi-Fi, so it's gotta win this one!
	Charles Babbage	Earth	Mercury	As a fan of life and all its wonders, Earth wins because it's got that sweet, sweet biodiversity and is hospitable to human existence.
	Cicero	Earth	Venus	Earth's got breathable air and Netflix, while Venus is just a big, toxic sauna; no contest.
	Lonnie Johnson	Earth	Mercury	Earth's got water, air, and life—it's the ultimate hangout spot in the solar system!
	Marie Curie	Earth	Kepler-22b	Earth is our home with known life-supporting conditions, while Kepler-22b is a mystery, far away and uncharted for human habitation.
	Alex Trebek	Earth	Kepler-22b	Earth's got everything we need right here, while Kepler-22b's still a mystery without the creature comforts we enjoy.
	Cliff Clavin	Earth	Kepler-22b	Well, ya know, Earth is where I keep all my stuff, plus it's got Cheers, so it's a no-brainer really.
	Andy Weir	Earth	Venus	Earth's got breathable air and isn't a literal hellscape, so it's a no-brainer.