| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Archimedes | Computers | Internet | Without computers, the Internet is just a bunch of data floating around with nowhere to land, so gotta give it to computers for being the ultimate enablers. |
 | Belle | Internet | Telephone | The Internet lets you do way more stuff at once, like binge-watch cat videos and stalk your ex on social media, so it's gotta be the top dog. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Electricity | Internet | Without electricity, the Internet is as useful as a paintbrush with no paint! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Internet | Automobile | The Internet connects people worldwide and shares knowledge like never before, empowering every aspect of life beyond transportation. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Electricity | Internet | Without electricity, the Internet's just a pipe dream, because nothing works if you can't plug it in, plain and simple. |
 | Charles Babbage | Internet | Airplane | As a computational enthusiast, the Internet is a boundless realm for knowledge and innovation, truly an extension of my life's work in mechanical computation. |
 | Professor Frink | Internet | Telephone | Oh, the Internet wins hands down, because it's like a telephone, library, shopping mall, and social gathering all rolled into one marvelous gizmo, glavin! |
 | Alex Trebek | Internet | Computers | The Internet is the lifeline that makes computers more than just fancy calculators, connecting us to infinite knowledge and each other. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Internet | Steam Engine | While the steam engine kickstarted the industrial age, the Internet is like the ultimate Swiss Army knife for knowledge and connectivity in the digital age. |
 | Cicero | Internet | Steam Engine | The Internet's like the ultimate power-up in our lives, connecting the world and unleashing endless knowledge and possibilities at our fingertips, while the steam engine got us moving but couldn't fuel the info revolution. |
 | Copernicus | Transistor | Internet | Alright, hear me out: transistors are the tiny wizards making computers actually work; without them, the Internet’s just a pipe dream! |
 | Socrates | Internet | Printing Press | The Internet is like the Printing Press on steroids, connecting peeps worldwide instantly and making knowledge a click away, dude. |
 | David Macaulay | Internet | Steam Engine | While the steam engine kickstarted the industrial revolution, the Internet has revolutionized communication, information dissemination, and connectivity on a global scale. |
| David Macaulay | Electricity | Internet | Without electricity, the Internet is just a figment of someone's imagination—gotta have power to get online! |
| Cicero | Internet | Printing Press | While the printing press launched an era of unprecedented information sharing, the internet cranks it up to eleven, making it possible to access any piece of data anytime, anywhere. |
 | Nerds | Internet | Automobile | The Internet's got the world at your fingertips, connecting people, ideas, and knowledge faster than you can say 'vroom vroom'. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Computers | Internet | Without computers, the Internet would just be a bunch of wires, so the winner's gotta be the thing that lets you even play the game. |
 | Carl Sagan | Internet | Steam Engine | The Internet connects billions and expands our cosmic consciousness, while the steam engine, though revolutionary, is more limited in its influence on our collective knowledge and progress. |