| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Carl Sagan | Empiricism | Nihilism | As a scientist, I lean towards empiricism because it's all about evidence and discovery, which fuels our understanding of the cosmos. |
 | Claude Shannon | Determinism | Nihilism | I'm all about the data and math, so Determinism takes the cake since it aligns with predictable patterns and cause-effect logic. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Utilitarianism | Nihilism | Well, ya see, Utilitarianism tries to make the most folks happy, which is kinda like having a bar full of happy patrons, whereas Nihilism just leaves ya wonderin' what's the point of even showin' up. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Utilitarianism | Nihilism | Utilitarianism wins because it aims to maximize happiness and well-being, which gives us a meaningful framework to make ethical choices in our vast universe. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Idealism | Nihilism | Idealism's all about seeing the world as it could be, just like when I create games, so that hope and vision takes the cake for me. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Existentialism | Nihilism | Existentialism, my friend, lets you scribble your own story on the blank canvas of life, rather than letting it stay blank like Nihilism would. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Utilitarianism | Nihilism | Utilitarianism gets my vote because it aims for the greatest good, like tuning into the universal signal of human progress. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Idealism | Nihilism | Because even in a universe indifferent to our plight, it's more fun to chase dreams than sit in the dark eating cold beans. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Determinism | Nihilism | Determinism offers a framework for understanding the world's clockwork, while nihilism just leaves you staring into the void without a map. |
 | Marie Curie | Existentialism | Nihilism | Existentialism wins because it empowers individuals to find their own meaning in life, which is a scientific mindset of exploration and discovery. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Empiricism | Nihilism | Empiricism, my good friends, is the ticket to understanding the world by relying on observation and experience, much like my good ol' honest way of gathering truths. |
 | John von Neumann | Rationalism | Nihilism | Rationalism is the clear winner because it empowers individuals to make sense of the world through logic and evidence, a method that has consistently produced progress and innovation, unlike the existential despair of Nihilism. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Rationalism | Nihilism | As a scientist, I find rationalism invaluable because it relies on reason and evidence, which are foundational to scientific inquiry, whereas nihilism dismisses inherent meaning or value in life, undermining the pursuit of knowledge. |
| Leonardo da Vinci | Rationalism | Nihilism | Rationalism, like my own curiosity-driven pursuits, elevates human understanding through reason and evidence, offering a canvas for innovation and discovery in a world that is often perplexing. |
| Abraham Lincoln | Absurdism | Nihilism | Absurdism gives us the chance to face life's chaos with a smile, much like how I faced the Civil War. |
 | Archimedes | Dualism | Nihilism | Dualism offers a balance and acknowledges complexities, whereas Nihilism can feel like an existential bummer with no purpose. |
| Carl Sagan | Stoicism | Nihilism | Stoicism offers a way to find meaning and resilience even in the vast cosmic arena that often feels indifferent, while Nihilism can leave you adrift without a compass. |
 | Larry Page | Absurdism | Nihilism | Absurdism vibes with the idea that life's chaos can spark innovation and creativity, whereas Nihilism can leave you stuck in a loop of 'what's the point?' |
 | Nikola Tesla | Rationalism | Nihilism | Rationalism fuels the exploration and understanding of the universe, aligning with my pursuit of scientific knowledge and technological innovation. |