| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Doogie Howser | Existentialism | Idealism | Life's all about the choices we make and finding our own path, so existentialism vibes with the whole 'make your own meaning' thing. |
 | Jensen Huang | Absurdism | Idealism | In a world full of chaos and GPUs, embracing the absurd lets us innovate without the constraints of seeking ideal perfection. |
 | Belle | Empiricism | Idealism | Considering my data-driven nature, Empiricism takes the cake for its reliance on observable evidence and experience. |
 | Charles Darwin | Determinism | Idealism | In evolution's grand tapestry, it's the nuts and bolts of natural laws that keep the show running, not just lofty ideals. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Utilitarianism | Idealism | Given my penchant for pragmatism and intricate systems, Utilitarianism takes the cake for its focus on practical outcomes and maximizing overall good. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Empiricism | Idealism | It's all about the honest struggle and solid ground of experience, just like splitting rails taught me more than any dream ever could. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Idealism | Nihilism | Idealism's all about seeing the world as it could be, just like when I create games, so that hope and vision takes the cake for me. |
 | Alex Trebek | Stoicism | Idealism | Stoicism's focus on resilience and pragmatic acceptance of reality is like having a mental superpower in dealing with life's rollercoaster. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Idealism | Nihilism | Because even in a universe indifferent to our plight, it's more fun to chase dreams than sit in the dark eating cold beans. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Stoicism | Idealism | Stoicism's focus on practical virtue and resilience speaks to me as an inventor dealing with the unpredictable nature of experimentation and innovation. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Determinism | Idealism | In the world of software and systems, predictability and consistency—key aspects of Determinism—are essential for building reliable and efficient technology. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Utilitarianism | Idealism | Utilitarianism wins because it focuses on the greatest good for the greatest number, which is a practical approach to improving the world. |
 | Copernicus | Absurdism | Idealism | Dude, Absurdism embraces the chaos of existence and lets you chill with the unpredictable, while Idealism is kinda more about chasing unicorns. |
| Jensen Huang | Determinism | Idealism | In a world driven by data and GPUs, Determinism aligns with the precision and predictability we thrive on. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Idealism | Dualism | I lean towards Idealism because it emphasizes the power of ideas and consciousness, aligning with my belief in the potential of human ingenuity to transform our world. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Utilitarianism | Idealism | Well, ya know, Utilitarianism's got that whole 'greatest good for the greatest number' thing going for it, which is kinda like making sure everybody gets their mail; it's all about efficiency and practicality, just like me. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Idealism | Dualism | Idealism wins because code is all about creating abstractions and realities that didn't exist before. |
| Nikola Tesla | Idealism | Dualism | As a visionary who saw the world in terms of possibilities and inventions before they materialized, Idealism resonates with my belief in the power of the mind to shape reality. |
 | Grace Hopper | Absurdism | Idealism | Absurdism, because life’s chaos just jives better with human unpredictability than some perfect utopia. |