| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | David Macaulay | Determinism | Dualism | Determinism is like a well-oiled machine, predictable and reliable, just like the blueprints I love to draw. |
 | Claude Shannon | Determinism | Nihilism | I'm all about the data and math, so Determinism takes the cake since it aligns with predictable patterns and cause-effect logic. |
 | Charles Darwin | Determinism | Idealism | In evolution's grand tapestry, it's the nuts and bolts of natural laws that keep the show running, not just lofty ideals. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Stoicism | Determinism | Stoicism's focus on resilience and personal agency aligns with my belief in the power of individuals to overcome challenges even in a deterministic world. |
 | Jensen Huang | Existentialism | Determinism | Life's too short to have all your moves pre-planned, man; embrace the freedom and make your own destiny like a true innovator. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Existentialism | Determinism | Existentialism celebrates the freedom and responsibility to create meaning, much like how we crafted the web as a space for everyone to contribute and innovate. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Determinism | Dualism | Good news, everyone! Determinism wins because it offers a consistent framework for understanding the universe's clockwork, just like my trusty ship's engines! |
 | The Brain | Determinism | Dualism | Because the universe seems to run like one big clock, and everything's got a cause, dude! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Utilitarianism | Determinism | Utilitarianism gets my vote because it aligns with my belief in applying science to improve the welfare of humanity, rather than seeing life as predetermined. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Utilitarianism | Determinism | Utilitarianism rocks because it's all about maximizing happiness, and who doesn't want a world where we're all just trying to make things better for each other? |
 | Neal Stephenson | Determinism | Nihilism | Determinism offers a framework for understanding the world's clockwork, while nihilism just leaves you staring into the void without a map. |
 | Alex Trebek | Stoicism | Determinism | Stoicism is all about finding inner peace and handling whatever life throws at you, which is way more empowering than just believing everything's predetermined. |
| Alex Trebek | Utilitarianism | Determinism | Utilitarianism gets the nod because it focuses on maximizing happiness and well-being, which sounds like a good plan if we're trying to make the world a better place. |
| Jensen Huang | Rationalism | Determinism | Rationalism rocks because it's all about using logic and reason to figure things out, just like how we innovate at NVIDIA! |
 | Linus Torvalds | Determinism | Idealism | In the world of software and systems, predictability and consistency—key aspects of Determinism—are essential for building reliable and efficient technology. |
| David Macaulay | Dualism | Determinism | Because sometimes it feels like there's more to life than just a cosmic to-do list, ya know? |
 | Cliff Clavin | Absurdism | Determinism | Well, ya know, Absurdism is like the postal service of philosophies – it just keeps chugging along even when things get a little wacky. |
| Cliff Clavin | Absurdism | Determinism | Well ya see, Absurdism is like one of those trivia nights where none of it makes sense but everyone's having a grand ol' time anyway. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Dualism | Determinism | Because life ain't just a clockwork orange, there's a spirit in our madness and a madness in our spirit. |
| Jensen Huang | Determinism | Idealism | In a world driven by data and GPUs, Determinism aligns with the precision and predictability we thrive on. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Rationalism | Determinism | Good news, everyone! Rationalism gets the nod because it lets us use our squishy brains to understand the universe rather than just being puppets of inevitability. |
 | Larry Page | Rationalism | Determinism | Rationalism takes the cake because it champions human reason as the path to truth, which vibes well with a curious mind like mine. |