| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Jensen Huang | Absurdism | Idealism | In a world full of chaos and GPUs, embracing the absurd lets us innovate without the constraints of seeking ideal perfection. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Rationalism | Absurdism | I'm a practical guy who likes things to make sense and work predictably, so Rationalism all the way! |
| Jensen Huang | Stoicism | Absurdism | Stoicism helps you keep your cool and navigate life's chaos like a GPU slicing through complex computations. |
| Jensen Huang | Empiricism | Absurdism | In the world of AI and tech, making decisions based on solid data just makes more sense, so Empiricism takes the cake here. |
 | Marie Curie | Stoicism | Absurdism | Stoicism's focus on rationality and self-control is a solid backbone for navigating life's challenges and aligns well with scientific thinking. |
 | Socrates | Rationalism | Absurdism | Rationalism rocks 'cause it digs deep into reason and logic, the foundations of philosophical inquiry. |
 | Alex Trebek | Rationalism | Absurdism | Rationalism wins because it's all about logic and reason, which sounds pretty smart to me, don't you think? |
 | Cliff Clavin | Absurdism | Determinism | Well, ya know, Absurdism is like the postal service of philosophies – it just keeps chugging along even when things get a little wacky. |
 | Copernicus | Absurdism | Idealism | Dude, Absurdism embraces the chaos of existence and lets you chill with the unpredictable, while Idealism is kinda more about chasing unicorns. |
| Cliff Clavin | Absurdism | Determinism | Well ya see, Absurdism is like one of those trivia nights where none of it makes sense but everyone's having a grand ol' time anyway. |
 | Pythagoras | Dualism | Absurdism | As a lover of balance and harmony in the cosmos, Dualism's concept of complementary forces resonates more with my philosophical vibe. |
 | Cicero | Rationalism | Absurdism | Rationalism's got logic and consistency, which helps in making sense of this wild world, even if Absurdism tries to celebrate the chaos. |
 | Grace Hopper | Absurdism | Existentialism | Absurdism lets you laugh in the face of chaos, embracing the bizarre dance of life with a sense of humor and resilience. |
 | Larry Page | Absurdism | Dualism | Absurdism embraces the chaos and unpredictability of life, much like the innovative spirit that drives technological breakthroughs. |
 | Nerds | Absurdism | Existentialism | Absurdism just vibes better with the chaos of life, embracing the nonsense instead of trying to find some grand meaning. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Absurdism | Nihilism | Absurdism gives us the chance to face life's chaos with a smile, much like how I faced the Civil War. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Empiricism | Absurdism | Empiricism, like a good scientific experiment, grounds us in the tangible, while Absurdism leaves us chasing our own tails in life’s chaotic circus. |
| Larry Page | Absurdism | Nihilism | Absurdism vibes with the idea that life's chaos can spark innovation and creativity, whereas Nihilism can leave you stuck in a loop of 'what's the point?' |
| Grace Hopper | Absurdism | Idealism | Absurdism, because life’s chaos just jives better with human unpredictability than some perfect utopia. |
 | Claude Shannon | Utilitarianism | Absurdism | Utilitarianism is all about maximizing happiness and minimizing suffering, which is kinda like optimizing a system, something I've always been fond of. |